As if the fashionistas at Wimbledon haven't been causing enough problems for years by insisting their competitors wear all white and taking a ruler to logos, now comes the fashion crimes to end all fashion crimes.

A crackdown on cleavage.

Female players who reveal a little too much face the possibility of being defaulted from the tournament, lending a completely new meaning to the term "busted."

But seriously (or at least as seriously as we ever get here at the Weird World of Sports), how is Maria Sharapova expected to win a second Wimbledon title if she is forced into uncomfortable garments that hinder her free movement?

And in a related question, how are we expected to enjoy this fortnight if Maria Sharapova is forced into uncomfortable garments that hinder her free movement?