How was your Halloween?

Speaking of Halloween, did anyone read the tasty tidbit that Jon Kitna dressed like the coach who drove though the drive-thru naked? His wife dressed like the fast food restaurant.

Speaking of Jon Kitna, did anyone read about his friend who went as Jon Kitna to a Halloween party? My question is, how did they know it was Jon Kitna and not Bull from Night Court?

Speaking of Night Court, Markie Post was hot. Whatever happened to her?

Speaking of post, can anyone stop Randy Moss when he runs one?

Speaking of one, there will be only one undefeated team left by the end of the day.

Speaking of undefeated teams, Don Shula, the head coach of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins, basically called Nick Saban a liar. And he also said his pants were on fire.

Speaking of liars, Michael Vick is a liar. Bill Belichick is just a cheater.

Speaking of cheaters, did Tom Brady cheat on one supermodel while with another? The poor bastard.

Speaking of poor bastards, how about them New York Jets. Mangenius is quickly becoming Mangina. Bunch of pussies.

Speaking of pussies, I will be hiding from all the Jets fans who will be out gunning for me for the comment above. If I do go outside I will be wearing a mask.

Speaking of masks, how was your Halloween?