... "How the hell are the Chiefs in first place in their division?"

...Jacksonville was saying to Atlanta, "See, I told you so," when Byron Leftwich got hurt.

... "Hey, gimme that plasma TV! It's only gonna get burned up in the fire," when seeing LT's commercial on MNF.

... "Ricky, where are ya, man?" when Ronnie Brown went down.

...they should let the Chargers go to London instead of the Giants, since their stadium is being used at the moment?

...the Cardinals should trade for Jason Elam?

...Randy Moss is singing the Toby Keith tune, How Do You Like Me Now?

...Jimmy Kimmel should host a game with Joe Theismann?

...the Jets should sign Vinny Testaverde? Oh, wait, he's taken. How about Joe Namath?

...the World Series gets in the way of a good football game?