By now every major team publication or website's team previews have been out for some time (Hollinger and Dwyer are my two favorites) so other than adding a funny line (as if I had any) or rewording a particular sentence there is not much I can add you don't already know about the upcoming NBA season.

So rather than go into the usual cut and paste, blog obligatory features (positional rankings, over/underrated and power ranking) or breaking down the game of our 12th man to its most minute detail, I thought I'd flip the script and create a preview even the countless number of sports bloggers could use.

So without further ado-feel free to add and contribute to the list-here is the annual preview of NBA team fans.

Denver Nuggets

Strengths: Remarkable lung capacity due to yelling at extreme altitudes.

Weaknesses: Coors Light. john Denver.

In the mind of the fans:

"Chauncey Billups slowing down? Ridiculous."

"We'll probably have everything fall absolutely perfect again."

Oklahoma City Thunder

Strengths: Enthusiastic glow remains from Honeymoon.

Weaknesses: They're not Seattle. They live in a market so small the city is named after the state.

In the mind of the fans:

"Holy crap! I still can't believe we have a professional team to root for besides the Soooners."

Portland Trailblazers

Strengths: were able to influence management to finally rid themselves of the Jail Blazers era.

Weaknesses: National Anthem. Pairing Bowie and Odom together in any sentence.

In the mind of the fans:

"I'm starting to think that this Oden over Durant thing was a bad idea."

"Roy's not overrated...he's....he's...he's better than Kobe. There, I said it."

Seattle Supersonics

Strengths: Passionate fans.

Weaknesses: Took losing their team to find said passion. No NBA team.

In the mind of the fans:

"Root for the Blazers my A--. F--- You David Stern!"

Utah Jazz

Strengths: One of the toughest places to play in the NBA. And with no night life, one can assume that it's directly because of the fans.

Weaknesses: Black dress pants and short sleeved white button up shirts with ties.

In the mind of the fans:

"Williams is just as good as Paul. No really. I mean it. He's better than Paul. He's bigger, a better shooter, and....and....why won't anyone listen to us."

"Sloan's induction speech wasn't too long, or too boring."