This time of the year it becomes very moribund when it comes to the sports panacea. Well the NFL season is over and the as always post Superbowl fervor begins to die down. The Giants have been anointed as champions . A thoroughly deserving win on their part.
Rob Bironas , Albert Haynesworth and Kyle Van Denbosch of the Tennessee Titans pose with alongside Kelsey Campbell and Aurena Tseu for a photo shoot for the Pro Bowl. picture courtesy of ap/photo/Paul Sakuma ...........
The Pro Bowl and its relevance is lost on me. As many of the league's premiere players tend not to show up for the game. Albeit that many of the fans come out to see their idols. But I suppose when it's being held in Hawaii it's way too much to ask these players to attend. Many of them mind you are only all too aware as to the significance of being invited to Pro Bowl , let alone being on their respective conference's roster. In many cases even if they don't play but have been invited. They're still paid and this in many cases is based upon incentives met. And when considered that in some cases this can be as much as between $100,000 to $750,000 in incentives one can well understand why they like to make the roster even if they choose not to attend to play in the game itself. The league doesn't seem to peturbed by this fact . As it'd appear that they're only interested in the financial aspects and what can be gleaned from what has become now a meaningless game at the end of the season.
Erik Bedard the newly acquired pitcher of the Seattle Mariners is seen here with Mariners' GM Bill Bavasi. Bedard was signed today from the Baltimore Orioles. picture courtesy of ap/photo/ Kevin P Casey ....
Spring Training is just around the corner with regard to major league baseball. But the furore seems to be the situation concerning former Cy Young winner Roger Clemens and the alleged use of steroids and human growth hormones. This has beome a never ending saga that just won't go away. Government interferrence in an issue that the hierarchy of baseball seems powerless in dealing with. The Mitchell inquiry and what it was , has been perceived as a witch hunt. Its become baseball's answer to the Spanish Inquisition but without the extreme acts of torture. Senator Georger Mitchell at comissioner Bud Selig's request was the league's designated grand inquisitor Torqemada.
Roger Clemens seen here on his way to face Congress's House Oversight & Goverment Reform Committee in Washington. picture courtesy of afp/getty images/Johnathan Ernst.....
Clemens for all his denials of the allegations made against him by former personal trainer Brian McNamee. It'd appear that he's prepared to meet the members of Congress. In this case the members of House Oversight Committee on Government Reform. The members themselves seem to love the posturing and face time gleaned from being on the nation's broadcast networks. The journalists themselves are only too willing to be in the vicinity to report on anything that's said by the parties involved. Clemens and former teammate Andy Pettite have already appeared infront of the members and answered the questions asked of them. As too has former New York Yankees' player Chuck Knoblauch. Pior to his attending he'd been subpoena'd and many were unsure as to whether or not he'd attend.
Knoblauch showed up with his young son in tow and the vagaries of the evidence given aren't known. But one can assume that having been amongst those named in the Mitchell Report . He may have acquitted himself well when asked about his own use and knowledge as to whether or not any others amongst his peers had used either of the substances mentioned in the report. Continously I ask myself how is it that the hierarchy within the sport, the owners and the members of the players' union have been so irresponsible ? The only answer I can come up with is greed, avarice, call it what you will. All parties have profited from the subterfuge. The fans may well be indifferent to this all. As they're probably of the opinion that it's of no concern to them. Whilst this has been going on the one man that's been in the midst of this all is now awating his own trial on perjury.
The soap opera that is Barry Bonds has for the moment taken a back seat to the accusations now facing Clemens. Whereas Bonds was placed front and center as the poster child for steroid use. It's been Clemens now who faces the onslaught. This whole saga is one of baseball's own making. And the failure of the inaction of its hierarchy, owners and players alike makes you feel that the game can't withstand the pressure it faces without the leadership of someone who's more attuned with what needs to be done. Selig's leadership at best has been mediocre and haphazard. He often tell us that the health of the game is as good as its ever been. The financial state of the game may well bare this out. But yet many of the small market teams face some serious financial problems. But that is always glossed over with artificial massaging of figures and the books of the various franchises that face these problems.

The Miami Heat's newly acquired players Marcus Banks and Shawn Marion, formerly of the Phoenix Suns. In exchange the Suns acquired 14 time All Star Shaquille O'Neal. picture courtesy of nabe/getty images/ Isaac Baldizon......
The NBA is now in full swing and the Boston Celtics are still the dominant presence in the Eastern Conference. With the acquisitions of perennial All Stars Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett. The Celtics are now the darlings of the NBA . Home games are now sold out and the place to be seen if you're avid New England area sports fan, the New Englans Patriots nothwithstanding. With the triumvirate of Allen, Garnett and Paul Pierce in full swing the Celtics are playing like a team that wants to be back at the pinnacle of where it once stood reigning over the league surveying over all within its kingdom.
Glen Davis of the Celtics tries to evade Al Thorntonn of the Los Angles Clippers in a game played at the TD Banknorth Gardens in Boston. picture courtesy of nbae/getty images/Brian Babineau...
For all that they've achieved thus far it can be said that if they don't win the championship this year. It can be said that it's been a failure. I know that I've heard this somehere before ? I know the fate that befell the Patriots one would hope doesn't happen to Celtics too. Clearly this'd be too much to bare for the fans of sport within the entire New England region. Twice in a year ?
Go West young man use to signify the fact it was time for one go out and seek their fortune. But as of late within the NBA it has come signify something else. In the past week we've seen trades involving players Pau Gasol leaving the Memphis Grizzlies to join the Los Angeles Lakers. He's been welcomed with open arms and if anything even the Lakers' Kobe Bryant seems happy by the change in the fortunes of the franchise. I doubt that he'd have missed the departure of Kwame Brown anyway. His presence oncourt at the Staples Center with his anemic contributions the team was about as welcoming as a dose of the bubonic plague. It can be said that if Brown's basketball IQ were any lower there'd have to be a newly defined term. As to what that might be is clearly open to question.

Shaquille O'Neal addresses the press in Phoenix after being acquired in three player trade from the Miami Heat. picture courtesy of nbae/getty images/Noah Graham .....
The move that was in some ways more seismic was that of Shaquille O'Neal from the Miami Heat to the Phoenix Suns in exchange for Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks. On appearance it appears that the Heat got the better end of this deal. But one has to remember that their season thus far is mired in mediocrity. The Suns are playing their usual up tempo brand of basketball. How O'Neal will assimilate himself into the Suns' style of playing is something clearly Suns' GM Steve Kerr must've put a great deal of thought into before coming to this decision. Suns' coach Mike D'Antoni clearly sees a role for O'Neal on the team. Albeit that he's not in anyway shown the form that made him a perennial All Star. Injuries have plagued O'Neal and his apparent unwillingness to get himself in shape prior to the season makes one think Shaquille feels that he can get by on him intimidating opponents . That was once the case but now the younger players aren't afraid. They're only all too willing to embarrass the Big Aristotle on the court. His productivity has declined and the feeling is that he might not have enough left in the tank.
The Suns' window of opportunity continues to close ever so slowly and one could determine that this may well be a last gasp attempt by them of making it to the NBA Finals. Whehter or not O'Neal can assist them in achieving that goal willing something that even the most avid fan will watch . But with the likes of Dallas , San Antonio, the Los Angeles and the now rising Charlotte Hornets all pressing their claims. It's hard to see how they can overcome those teams with O'Neal in tow.

Alexander Ovecchkin of the Washington Capitols celebrates a goal scored against the Montreal Candiens. picture courtesy ap/photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta .......
I've never been an avid fan of the NHL but it appears that the game is now in a period of contentment. Young stars Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin are all the rage across the league. They're now seen as the flagbearers that'll giude the game of hockey over the next decade or so. Be that as it may the game still hasn't regained the presence it once had . The Red Wings still are the team that's ever present and present Stanley Cup holders the Dallas Stars seem to be playing with confidence . Offensive production is up overall and the game is now at a stage where the feeling is that something positive can come out of this all. Hockey's lockout created a chasm between the fans and the players. The players felt that the chasm was created by the league and its owners by their intransigence.
The intransigence came from both sides but they were too blind to see where this was leading them. They came to their senses and the league and its owners became fiscally responsible. Something that the federal government could learn from the league. A salary cap was agreed upon. And things in part seem to be going well at this juncture. But I don't know that this can be maintained after hearing and reading about the contract that's said to have been signed by the Washington Capitols' Alexander Ovechkin. A $124 m contract over thirteen years may seem outrageous. But it only creates a fall sense of certainty when one considers that the league has no national television contract. Its revenues though increasing isn't one where one could say that the likelihood of them being able to garner national coverage with either a major network or cable provider.
Penguins' star Sidney Crosby seen here on the ice. picture courtesy of afp/getty images/Dave Sandford...
The financial fortunes of the NHL seems as if it's being clouded by a sense of projections that are based guidelines that in every sense of the word will be a struggle for them to meet. Corporate sponsors remain loyal to their product . But unless the league is able to negotiate some sort of television contract with one of the major networks. They'll just remain a mere byline in the sport's pages and in the nation's conscience. Their loyal and vociferous fans'll remain passionate to the end. And though that bodes well for the sport that alone will not be enough for it to remain a vital part of the sport panacea.

Crew members of the Home Depot Toyota #20 car driven by Tony Stewart take care of some necessary final adjustments on his in preparation for his practice for the Bud Shootout taking pace at Dayton Int'l Speedway. picture courtesy of getty images/NASCAR/ Marc Serota....
I'm at a loss as to what to do at this time, as the sport's horizon appears bleak. OK so the Daytona 500 and the extravaganza known as the NASCAR season begins. But the showcase of the season starts what'll then just be a long marathon of races. That in the end portends to nothing more than the series ending Chase for The Sprint Cup. Exciting as that sounds it didn't amount to much last season as champion Jimmie Johnson dominated the season from the start. His championship win was never in doubt. There was about as much excitement there as having a wisdom tooth removed.
Scantilly clad females dressed in nothing but a thong wrestling in a vat of jello would be welcoming at this juncture . If only to pass the time away whilst viewing !
tophatal ........
Though it's not mud wrestling here are some of the girls from a previous Lingerie Bowl from years gone by .
1)
Just a little kiss to show you how much I care.
2)
I don't care what you say I'm not putting this ball down unless you come and stroke me .
3) Look I've told you once just because we've slept together it doesn't mean that you've got to ride me in the game as well.
4)
countryjag this one's for you bro ! A couple of clad girls showing us what they're made of .

5) And just for good measure a little of Jaime Pressly.