About Me:
My name is Teddy Mitrosilis. I am a sophomore in college and a journalism major. I am currently a staff writer for Around The Majors at www.mvn.com/aroundthemajors. Before beginning this blog, I authored an all-baseball blog at www.teddysportblog.blogspot
About Me:
My name is Teddy Mitrosilis. I am a sophomore in college and a journalism major. I am currently a staff writer for Around The Majors at www.mvn.com/aroundthemajors. Before beginning this blog, I authored an all-baseball blog at www.teddysportblog.blogspot
About Me:
My name is Teddy Mitrosilis. I am a sophomore in college and a journalism major. I am currently a staff writer for Around The Majors at www.mvn.com/aroundthemajors. Before beginning this blog, I authored an all-baseball blog at www.teddysportblog.blogspot
Remember all of the
pre-draft cries about lack of experience, a potentially unstable left knee, the
he's-just-not-quite-ready-for-prime-time label that's carelessly used when
talent evaluators and execs have no better way to prove that a college player
shouldn't make the jump to the professional game?
Well, my gosh, here's $1,000
and an O.J. that says Mark Sanchez couldn't be happier with his decision to go
against the grain, and the advice of his nationally-acclaimed coach, and leave
USC after his junior season to enter the NFL Draft.
We don't need to mention the
university's seemingly abundant moral shortcomings to see how well this move
worked out for Sanchez, but they certainly put the frosting on his green and
white J-E-T-S cake.
Florham Park, New Jersey,
the site of Jets minicamp, is more than a few Hail Mary's from Los Angeles and
the campus of Southern California, and who would have thought Sanchez, who was
a favorite among Hollywood hot shots during his time in L.A., would find heaven
and liberation wrapped all in one when he stepped out of his comfortable place
amidst campus frenzy ?
Sanchez isn't taking any
backseat to the media attention as he prepares to compete with Kellen Clemens
for the Jets starting quarterback job when camp opens in August, as New York
provides its own stratosphere of flash bulbs and microphones.
But when we all thought his
biggest media hurdles were ahead of him, its now clear that they would have
been much worse staying in Los Angeles.
We won't know this for sure,
of course, until Sanchez takes the field in the Meadowlands and begins hurling
spirals in his new regalia. It all depends on the success of the Jets given the
criticism-cauldron nature of Manhattan.
There were never questions
regarding Sanchez's character - that remains impeccable, by all accounts - and
that was a large reason why Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum decided to go
forth with his draft day audible and trade up to the fifth spot in the draft
and select Sanchez.
On Wednesday, Sanchez
drowned any possible notions of prima donnaitis by signing a five-year deal
worth approximately $50 million, $28 million guaranteed, and could potentially
be worth up to $60 million if Sanchez reaches all incentives.
There will be no ridiculous
holdouts or pompous public feuds between player and team. All there to do now
is play football, exactly how Sanchez wants it.
And that's where we will
truly see the answered prayer of Sanchez, who didn't leave USC with the most
distinguished college career, by any means. He had a solid junior season and a
great Rose Bowl performance to hang his chinstrap on.
For USC, though, it's about
everything but playing ball.
One of the most prestigious
American universities now operates in a cesspool of fraud and dishonesty.
One of the most opulent
athletic departments is now the perfect illustration of irrepressible avarice
and moral indifference.
And one of the most
tradition-rich collegiate sports programs now confirms The Next Big Thing on
the gridiron or hardwood is far more important than protecting the virtuous
standards of academia.
Heritage Hall has been
turned into Hinky Hall.
What a grand plan to attract
the attention of mothers and fathers who would have to write approximately
$200,000 in checks if their child is to obtain four years of a USC education.
Would any of these previous
sentences look great in big bold cardinal and gold print on the front of a
campus brochure? Didn't think so. Guess reality isn't always as sparkling as a
BCS National Championship trophy.
These stories of risky
business and cutting corners are present in the underbelly of thousands of
schools in the United States, not just USC. But if you want all the glamour and
fame during the good times, you are going to have to wear the pink tutu that
comes with the embarrassment of the bad times.
This isn't just an athletic
department thing, a coach thing, a player thing, an agent thing. This is a university
thing.
Nobody stops the lies because
the lies lead to millions of dollars and great television contracts.
The lies lead to endless
publicity and promotion.
The lies lead to bloated
bank accounts and softer pillows for administration.
But, please, lets leave it
to Master P, Young Buck, DJ Quik, et al., to preach, "If it don't it make
dollars, it don't make sense."
We often forget that
athletic programs lick the university's table clean, not the other way around.
Sure, in this era of big
business that is major collegiate sports, we would be ignorant to argue that a
university would be the same without its sports teams. Taking away athletic
programs would be taking away irreplaceable streams of revenue while
substantially damaging campus life. That much is undeniably true.
BUT ... lets remember
something in the aftermath of these scandals.
Without basketball and
football, there would still be a University of Southern California (albeit,
admittedly, a severely shrunken and less prosperous version, but a standing
institution nonetheless).
Without USC, there is no
beautiful Galen Center, iconic L.A. Coliseum, Heisman Trophy winning Trojan
running back named Bush, or any of these figures making news for the wrong
reasons.
So, yes, Tim Floyd is at
fault for running a squeaky basketball program before bolting to his
Mississippi cottage due to the idea of having to face allegations regarding the
supposed $1,000 or so that made its way from his fingertips to the palms of
O.J. Mayo's coddlers.
Pete Carroll is at fault for
not being more aware of Reggie Bush's family allegedly accepting free rent and
other gifts from certain conniving prospective agents.
Mayo and Bush are at fault
because, after all, it is their careers and they must learn to take
responsibility for their name.
USC Athletic Director Mike
Garrett is at fault for blindfolding himself and kissing the feet of Carroll
and Floyd in return for high-profile bowl games and March Madness appearances.
And university President
Steven B. Sample is at fault for merely sitting at the top of this mess and
allowing his university to be defamed by the actions of his employees.
Fair or unfair, this is a
tsunami that drenches from the very top of the university all the way down.
This is the most daunting full-court press USC can face, and it is up to the
university as a whole, not just the athletic department, to repair its image.
It won't be easy. This isn't
fourth down territory for USC. This is fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth down
territory for the Trojans because all future athletes will be unfairly marked with the negative connotations
that suddenly accompany being a Trojan.
An 18-year-old will have to prove that he or she didn't except any free money or
benefits, rather than be given the benefit of the doubt and the privacy that an
amateur athlete should be entitled to. How disgusting is that?
And many thought that Mark
Sanchez would be better off returning for his senior season, leading the
Trojans to victory at Ohio State, and winning a National Championship before
heading to the draft with a legitimate case to be the first quarterback chosen
instead of Sam Bradford or Colt McCoy.
Ha!
The bright lights of
Manhattan never seemed so comfortable from afar.
Teddy Mitrosilis writes for Bleacher Report. You can reach him at tm4000@yahoo.com.
I spent this past weekend
strolling the tree-lined pathways on the campus of the University of North
Carolina, indulging in some of Chapel Hill's numerous eating hot spots, and, of
course, watching baseball.
Make no mistake, UNC is a
basketball school. From Jordan to Perkins, Fox to Carter, many notable ballers
have worn the Carolina blue that continues to unequivocally engulf the entire
region.
Peruse Franklin Street in
June, when school is out and we are about as far as we can get from college
basketball season, and you would be beleaguered to find one shop not adorned
with basketball shirts and jerseys.
Carolina basketball is and
always will be the alpha dog in Chapel Hill.
But there's another program
rising to the elite level, and that is Carolina baseball. The Tar Heels don't
spring to mind when you think of the college baseball giants - the Texases,
Southern Californias, and Louisiana States of the world - but they are carving
out their own path into the annals of college baseball history, at a time when
not many outside of Chapel Hill are looking.
The Tar Heels, college
baseball's No. 4 national seed, hosted the East Carolina Pirates last weekend
in the NCAA Super Regionals, and promptly beat them Saturday and Sunday to
advance to the College World Series, which will begin Saturday in Omaha,
Nebraska.
Only eight teams reach Omaha
each spring, a dream that is shared by few and envied by many. One trip to
Omaha makes a college career officially one worth cherishing.
So pardon this group of
Carolina seniors if they pinch themselves over the next two weeks.
This is the fourth
straight CWS appearance for head
coach Mike Fox and his Tar Heels, becoming the first Atlantic Coast Conference
team to accomplish such a feat.
Also with the newest Omaha
trip, UNC became the first ACC school ever to reach a bowl game, the men's
Final Four, and the College World Series in the same season. Not bad for an
athletic department defined solely by the hardwood.
Where did the Tar Heels come
from? That question is left without an answer as Fox wraps up his 11th
season in Chapel Hill.
What is no mystery, though,
is that all great programs have the ability to recruit the nation's top
talents, and that is where Fox excels.
Twenty-seven of Fox's former
Tar Heels are currently playing professional baseball, most notably Andrew
Miller of the Florida Marlins, Daniel Bard of the Boston Red Sox, and Chris
Iannetta of the Colorado Rockies.
Life as an elite program can
be difficult at times, especially when signing a handful of the best high
school prospects. UNC gets to handpick many of the best players around the
country, true, but it is also reality that many of those players never make it
to campus, and sign a professional contract out of high school instead.
If it weren't for college
baseball's rule that requires players who enroll at a university to stay put
for three seasons, sustaining any type of national pedigree may be virtually
impossible.
This year's team will
presumably lose multiple impact players. Junior first baseman Dustin Ackley is
long gone, as he is regarded as the best hitter in this year's draft and is
somewhat of a lock to be selected by the Seattle Mariners with the second
overall pick in Tuesday's MLB Amateur Draft.
Ackley draws Chase Utley
comparisons. If you have seen him play, you know why, and if you haven't,
that's all you need to know.
Carolina's ace, Alex White,
had an inconsistent junior season, but is still likely to be popped within the
first 12-15 picks as his fastball and slider both grade as major league caliber
pitches, and the right hander is closer to the big leagues than any of the
acclaimed high school hurlers.
Third baseman Kyle Seager,
who went 5-for-9 over the weekend, is also a junior and is expected to be
drafted in the first few rounds. Throw in senior Adam Warren, Carolina's No. 2
starting pitcher, and that's a lot of talent leaving the club.
Of course, high school
outfielder/quarterback Donovan Tate, who is signed to play both sports at UNC
(expected to be a Top 10 pick), and Jacob Turner, a flame-thrower from St.
Louis (expected to go in Top 15), probably won't ever know what a dorm room is.
There's hope for Coach Fox,
though, as both players are represented by Scott Boras and will most likely
come with steep price tags, which could scare off many teams as was the case in
the 2007 draft with Rick Porcello, a UNC signee who was regarded as the top
high school arm in the draft but fell to the Detroit Tigers with the 27th
pick due to bonus demands (only to sign for richest high school contract ever,
worth a total of $11.1 M, and is now pitching in the big leagues at 20 years
old).
But losing recruits to the
draft is like having such an amount of wealth that you don't know how to
efficiently invest all of it in different markets. It's a good problem to have.
Any player would be lucky to
spend three or four years in Chapel Hill playing in Boshamer Stadium -
undoubtedly one of the nation's most scenic and prestigious facilities - with
the opportunity to reach college baseball's ultimate stage.
Fox has not won it all
during his time in Carolina, coming close twice in '06 and '07, but that
remains the only thing the Tar Heels haven't done in his tenure.
The fact that the Texas
Longhorns have won two rings under Auggie Garrido in the past eight seasons,
and are vying for a third this year, should put them at the top of the national
pecking order, for now.
But USC hasn't been relevant
since their national championship in '98, and Cal State Fullerton is the only
other perennial powerhouse that has shown the capability of consistently
returning to national prominence, winning it all in 2004.
Considering the routine June
trips to the Midwest for North Carolina, if the Tar Heels finally win the ring
this season, that will cap a resume that begs to be labeled a dynasty as we
welcome the next decade of great programs.
Teddy Mitrosilis is a staff writer for Around The Majors. He also writes for Bleacher Report. You can reach him at tm4000@yahoo.com.
My eyes were jolted wide
open weeks before that laser barrage on Yankee Stadium last summer that
culminated Josh Hamilton's rise back to baseball glory.
I leaned back in my chair
about 10 rows above the visitor's on-deck circle at Angel Stadium last spring,
approximately 90 minutes before first pitch, and I was mesmerized.
I was mesmerize by the
sound, the speed, the power, the rhythm, the flight, and, ultimately, the
landing.
Let me tell you, even in
this day of suppressed savings accounts and preposterously-priced sports
tickets, watching Hamilton take batting practice is easily worth the price of
your ticket. If you get to enjoy a great ballgame too, well, that's just
dessert.
It was that day I realized
how special Josh Hamilton really is, and what he means to the Texas Rangers.
There was nobody else like him in that batting cage. Balls were coming off his
bat like sticks of dynamite drunk on kerosene, Hamilton's toothpick bat (at
least that's what it looked like resting in his hands) providing the ignite.
The force with which
Hamilton hit the ball was tantalizing as it was adorned with such grace and
fluidity. Regular men aren't made to hit baseballs like that, but is clear that
there is nothing regular about Hamilton.
He was making the rest of
his big league teammates look like the scrawny sophomore on your high school
team, feebly slapping balls around the diamond. The only one to come close to
Hamilton's power was Chris Davis. And when I say close, I mean like the
difference between black and white and Blu-ray. So, really, not that close.
But as the Texas Rangers
enjoy a 4.5 game lead over the Los Angeles Angels in the American League West,
the club was gut-punched by Tuesday's news that Hamilton has been put on the
disabled list with an injury that has been referred to as both an abdominal
strain and a sports hernia, largely the same thing.
Given Texas' typical array
of pitching woes, we could say that they are always dating Ms. Bleak but now,
with Hamilton's absence, appear to be engaged to Ms. Doom.
Hamilton had an MRI and was
examined by Dr. John Preskitt, according to reports, but the prognosis of
Hamilton's injury still remains unclear. The best case scenario is that
Hamilton misses two weeks, and is back in the Rangers' lineup by the end of
June.
The worst case scenario,
which would include hernia surgery, is that Hamilton misses two months and then
takes a couple weeks to regain his normal form, time that Texas doesn't
necessarily have considering their indelible history of wilting under the
Arlington summer heat. Will Texas still be floating above the surface in late
August or early September? Too early to know.
Hamilton has already been
marred by injury this season after enjoying a monstrous 2008 season that fully
welcomed him back to baseball, and sanity, after his thoroughly-documented
fight with drug and alcohol addiction.
Hamilton missed about two
weeks of play, beginning in late April, after straining his rib cage crashing
into a wall in Toronto. Coincidentally, Hamilton first hurt his groin, which
morphed into his current abdominal pains, making a highlight catch against the
outfield wall against the Angels on May 17.
It's not that the Rangers
can't win without Hamilton, because they still are one of baseball's best
offenses without him. The Rangers rank first in the A.L. in home runs, despite
the fact that Hamilton has hit only six, and rank fifth in runs
But there isn't enough
reason to believe that Texas can remain such a potent offense when they are
away from their home digs. Chris Davis, who has contributed 12 home runs, is
hitting .189 and has struck out in nearly half of his at-bats.
Hank Blalock has 12 bombs on
the year, but his .293 OBP reeks of his perpetual disagreement with Ball Four.
It is clear that the Rangers
will always live and die with the long ball, but what happens when these
aforementioned names hit power droughts sometime over the summer, which will
inevitably happen? They don't offer anything else to the offense.
That leaves Ian Kinsler and
Michael Young with the bulk of the responsibility, and that's not enough. Both
tremendous players, but no lineup can survive on two guys.
Nelson Cruz has had a
wonderful first half thus far, he of the .959 OPS, but we need to see more of
him before we can say with any certainty that he is a trustworthy cog in Texas'
attack.
The Rangers have gotten here
without Hamilton, partly due to the rest of the A.L. West's ineptitude, but
they cannot finish the season on top without Hamilton raking in the middle of
the order like the elite hitter that he is.
It won't happen.
The pitching staff, led by
team president Nolan Ryan and pitching coach Mike Maddux, has shown a more
aggressive mentality on the mound than in prior seasons. The Rangers hurlers
don't appear to be afraid of contact like they have in the past, but they still
only rank in the middle of the pack in the A.L. in earned runs.
Texas' pitching staff has
always been the kid with asthma trudging along at the back of the race. For the
first time in a long time, it appears that they may have enough guidance and
enough talent (if you don't know who Neftali Feliz is yet, you will soon) to
keep pace with rest of the runners.
And that's the thing about
these Rangers. They have a chance to do something, a chance to put that first building block in place for the
future of the franchise.
I can still see all of those
rainbows that Hamilton hit on that sunny day in Anaheim, well before the camera
lights went on.
Hamilton's blasts were
touching down in far-reaching crannies of the bleachers that most ball seekers
didn't even imagine of searching.
Hopefully for the Rangers,
while Hamilton is nursing his hernia back to health, they don't land in the
quite familiar cold crannies of the pennant race.
Teddy Mitrosilis is a staff write for Around The Majors. He also writes for Bleacher Report. You can reach him at tm4000@yahoo.com.
In this era of crazed puppet
ad campaigns and potential dynasties derailed primarily by feuds and dollars,
it is refreshing to see a star who truly loves his city.
A star who wants to drive
his city, who wants to elevate the popularity and history of his city as a
token of appreciation for his ever-swelling fame and fortune.
No, America isn't going to
be treated to The Great Debate that is Kobe versus LeBron - which has taken on
such intemperance that it feels like a corporate pitch more than a competitive
rivalry - but we will be treated to our first real taste of Dwight Howard in
the national spotlight, and that is no consolation prize.
The Orlando Magic have been
dubbed as an Eastern beast for a while now, but nobody outside of the Orlando
locker room conceded that the Magic had any plausible chance to knock King
James off his heralded throne in the Eastern Conference Finals, underestimating
the power of belief in your teammates.
Howard is unequivocally the
most dominant big man in the NBA today - apologies to Kevin Garnett, Tim
Duncan, et al. - and he isn't close to operating in first gear, relying on
brute strength to create the bulk of his scoring opportunities instead of
possessing a distinct low-post move.
But this version of Howard
reminds me of a former Orlando center who didn't have a go-to shot, some fella
who goes by Shaq. I think that career worked out all right.
We like to force current
superstars into the molds of past legends, if only for comparison sake, but
lets not be so hasty with Howard.
Why? Because Howard has a
chance to do more than O'Neal ever did in Orlando, and that's not suggesting
that Howard will have a more illustrious career than O'Neal, who will retire as
one of the Top-10 big men ever, and one of the 50 greatest NBA players in
history.
To place such burdens of
eminence on the shoulders of Howard, as broad and impressive as they are, is
irresponsible and unfair. But what Howard can do that O'Neal never did, is
stamp his name as a pillar of Orlando, a guy the city can claim as its own.
The Shaq hysteria was
short-lived in Orlando, beginning with the selection of O'Neal first overall in
the 1992 draft. O'Neal teamed with Penny Hardaway and Horace Grant to take the
Magic to their first NBA Finals in franchise history in '95, one that ended
gruesomely in a sweep by Olajuwon's Houston Rockets.
Orlando returned to the
Eastern Conference Finals in '96, but were dismantled by Jordan and the Bulls,
and O'Neal promptly bolted for Los Angeles as a free-agent that summer. That
was that; Shaq will forever be remembered as a Hollywood guy.
But here's Howard, preparing
for his first NBA Finals appearance at only 23 years old, and only beginning to
take advantage of his unfathomable amount of talent and athleticism.
Howard has four years
remaining on his current contract, but he is dreaming of much more than that.
"You know
what? I'll be here as long as the fans want me to be here," Howard told
the Orlando Sentinel. "I tell my friends this: I want to stay here. It
will be based upon the city. We want the support of our fans. That's what
carries us, that's what inspires us, that's what keeps us motivated."
If that's the
case, Howard shouldn't be going anywhere.
Magic general
manager Otis Smith is going to have to pony up the dollars to keep one of the
game's brightest smiles in Magic blue, but given Howard's production, the
inevitable growth of his game, and his willingness to embrace the city and take
partial responsibility for its direction, how could he not make that financial
commitment?
"You want
to feel loved. That's the biggest thing. I show my love to the community. I
show my love to this city by stepping on the floor every night and playing as
hard as I can. That's all we want back," said Howard.
And I would say
that Orlando's fans have given their love to Howard and his teammates, and then
some. Amway Arena has been a guillotine for opposing teams, as the Magic have
gone 7-2 at home in the playoffs in front a regularly boisterous, white-towel
waving crowd.
Much of the
Orlando's run should be credited to the supporting cast around Howard -
including Rashard Lewis, Hedo Turkoglu, Mickael Pietrus, and Rafer Alston - but
Howard is the glowing ember that ignites this entire inferno.
Howard was named
the NBA's Defensive Player of the Year for the '08-'09 season, and the playoffs
have become merely his coming out party. In the post season, Howard is
averaging 21.7 points, 15.4 rebounds, and 2.2 blocks per game.
This interior
dominance isn't new, as Howard has been terrorizing the paint since his
entrance into the league, but it is time that Howard is recognized as The
Franchise in Orlando, a rightful owner of a place among basketball's next
generation of brand bearers.
You don't let
guys like Howard slip through your fingertips and into the abyss of our
nation's most frenzied media markets.
When you have a
guy who is the youngest player in NBA history to 3,000, 4,000, and 5,000
rebounds, you cherish him.
When you have a
guy who is the youngest player in NBA history to lead the league in rebounds and
blocks, you defend him.
When you have a
guy who is the youngest player in NBA history to average a double-double, you
swear by him.
"My responsibility is to my family first, then the
organization and then my city. I will never turn my back on this city as long
as they don't turn their back on me," said Howard.
"I've always wanted to see Orlando on top because we've
always been overlooked -- not just as a basketball franchise -- but as a city.
I do a lot for the community, especially in the African-American community,
because of what goes on. I try to do my best."
"So I love this place. I want to stay here."
There is a new Superman in Orlando.
If the Magic play this one right, there will never be a
departure, and no love will be lost.
You can reach Teddy Mitrosilis at tm4000@yahoo.com.
For years now, Major League
Baseball has pushed its All Star Game - the Midsummer Classic - as the ultimate
showcase of the game's best players. While that is not exactly a preposterous
statement, it is at best a fallacious one.
If that weren't true, we
wouldn't have the bevy of "Most Snubbed" debates every time balloting rolls
around that we do. We quickly realize that the most popular players are getting their names punched while some of
the best (at least in that given
year) players are being left at home.
I'm not criticizing the All
Star Game, necessarily, but it is time to be honest about what it is and what
it represents. It's a showcase of the biggest names, the most marketable faces,
and is a cash cow of marvelous proportions. The event is more about publicizing
and growing the game than awarding the most deserving players of the year.
Fine. I'm cool with that,
because the stars need to be ambassadors of the game and all of that. I get it.
If baseball is going to truly put on an event for the fans, the main
attractions need to be there.
There's nothing worse than
going to Disneyland and learning that Space Mountain and Splash Mountain are
under construction. The All Star Game works on the same principle.
But with word on the streets
of Hollywood that Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez currently sits
fourth among National League outfielders in All Star votes, the reactions in
the living rooms of America shouldn't be so negligent.
With Ramirez missing 50
games in the first half due to his steroid suspension, is there any excuse out
there that can be made for voting him into the All Star Game?
I say no, but as my inbox
continues to flood daily with "Vote For Manny!!!!" threads, it is apparent that
there is a group of fans out there with an agenda.
Except what's the agenda? It
just seems like nothing but a stupid idea to me.
Voting Ramirez into the All
Star Game won't be some slap in the face for Commissioner Bud Selig. It will
only push the Commish closer and closer to withdrawing the majority vote from
the fans.
Voting Ramirez into the All
Star Game won't prove that baseball has lost all control. It will only proclaim
that there is a large assortment of fans who care nothing about the integrity
of the sport, which is as disgusting as any steroid abusing player.
A major shortcoming is that
we use the All Star Game as a tool of evaluation when it comes time to flash
the high-beams on a player's career. If the All Star Game is as trivial as it
has proven to be, how can that be part of any Hall Of Fame case made for any
player pre-induction? It can't be, but it still is.
We act like making 5 All
Star Games is an incredible achievement - and in many ways, it certainly is -
but who really cares when we know that the largest fan bases (directly related
to cities with larger populations) will vote 20 times per day for their
hometown boy?
We as fans have made it
clear that we are incapable of selecting ballplayers to the All Star Game based
on merit, so therefore it is time that MLB makes some changes with its summer
festival.
First off, do away with the
rule that requires every team to send a representative. I'm sorry, but if you
are a team that doesn't have one player who is worthy of earning an All Star
selection at his position, maybe you should ... get better players?
In all likelihood, every
club has at least one player who is worthy of playing in the game, so this
shouldn't be a common predicament.
But if you are getting
boat-raced in your division, can't put enough exciting talent on the field to
sell tickets, and can't produce a product entertaining enough to create any
sort of buzz throughout your community, I don't want to hear it. The Virgin
Islands awaits all twenty-five members of your team for a few days. The
sunscreen is on us.
For the actual festivities,
the All Star Game needs to be a two-day event, and I'm not counting the
celebrity softball game as part of this.
The celebrity softball game
is like a stale, oversized hotdog bun that splits in half at first bite,
leaving you with too much bread, too little hotdog, and mustard on your lap.
It's utterly useless, if not painfully annoying.
Moving on.
The Home Run Derby needs to
be shortened and be part of an entire Skills Contest. The NFL and NBA both have
skills contests in their All Star festivities, and they work wonderfully. The
Derby would be like the Dunk Contest, the encore lurking at the end of a great
show.
The Skills Contest is where
fans are encouraged to play favorites and vote for whomever they wish to see
compete. The events of the Skills Contest could even be left up for the fans to
vote on, if they wish.
Want to see the best
outfield arms in one big throw-off? We can make that happen. Want to see the
best hands in the middle of the infield make Web Gem after Web Gem? We can make
that happen.
How about a contest where
the players, representing specific sections of the crowd, attempt to land bunts
on designated areas of the infield grass, all worth a certain prize for their
sections? We can make that happen.
If you have an idea, and it
is remotely fathomable, pass it along and Major League Baseball can consider it
for fan voting for the Skills Contest.
That's that. The actual game
itself needs to be reserved for the players who deserve to be in it, whether
that is superstar Derek Jeter or rookie Adam Jones. If we want the All Star
Game to mean anything, it just
has to be that way.
We can still allow the fans
to vote for the All Star Game - thus giving them the opportunity to actually
get it right - but have a MLB administered panel in place to make any necessary
corrections.
For instance, if voting
ended this week and Boston's Dustin Pedroia was voted the starting second
baseman for the American League over Toronto's Aaron Hill, the panel would step
in and correct that popularity-induced misfire.
If not, trash the game -
since it's irrelevant - save the exhibition inning on the pitchers' arms (you
know, the one where his organization could care less if he performs well as long
as he makes it out of the game healthy and intact for the second half), and
come up with something else that involves the players and is fun for the fans.
Like a wiffle ball game,
where everybody plays but position players have to pitch (since no team is
letting their ace sling a wiffle ball around).
I know, that's a crazy, if
not absurd, idea, but so is cheating a guy who has had a great first half out
of playing in the real game because he spent 7 years in the minors, isn't
endorsed by Nike, and plays on the Pirates, and therefore not many people have
heard of him.
Whatever it is, we need to
do something or else the All Star Game is soon going to take on the life of the
Pro Bowl.
Yeah, there's cemeteries
livelier than that.
Teddy Mitrosilis is a staff writer for Around The Majors. You can reach him at tm4000@yahoo.com.