Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.all the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so she ast him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

 Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for some money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ast him, " Is that really true about your father?"

No, said David,

"He plays for the VIKINGS, but i was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

MORAL OF THE STORY GO OUT AND SIGN AN NFL QB...MICHAEL VICK, DEREK ANDERSON ...GARCIA IS AVAILABLE..... DRAFT THE DUDE FROM USC........HOW ABOUT FRAN TARKENTON ?

ONE FOR THE OTHER THUMB........................................................

Well sports fans this big game is anti-climatic or huge depending on your perspective.

Are you a big fan or big gambler?     thats the question and the answer is  i will wager small money this year taking the Steelers -6 1/2 .

And its a pitiful shame

the Steelers played the toughest schedule in NFL history, they also beat arguable the most damaging defense in the NFL 3 TIMES. yes the best defense in football (forget the statistics insiders know it is Baltimore) the last few weeks in the season the Steelers beat up the likes of the Boyz, Ravens 2x and the Titans  ......these are all quality teams and in my mind superior to the cinderella Cardinals.

What does this mean ?

....... the reason the majority of money is being bet in Vegas  on the Cards is simple handicappig 101.

#1******* amatuers almost always play the under-dog

#2*******big money is afraid of Big Ben

#3******* Warner & crew can put points on the board

The facts are in *******Big Ben sounds like an idiot in his interviews, His confidence level is low , His top reciever is nicked and he stunk up the stadium in Super Bowl XL . In that game he completed 9 of 21 passes, threw 2 interceptions and had a career record low 22.6 passer ratIng.

Because of him the betting public thinks the Cards have a chance .i'm one who feels if this guy plays not to hurt his team and plays conservatively ,gets rid of the ball ,careful not to throw interceptions and establish a running game .the Steelers defense will devestate this Cardinal offense.

Big Ben redeem yourself... do not give the game to the Cardinals... i'm betting he will redeem himself  and if he does look for a blow-out

Da Steelers 52

Cards 10

 

 

 

Yes sports fans the immortal "Slingin' Sammy "who revolutionized pro football's passing game has left the stadium.

A Texas boy who won the Cotton Bowl and Sugar Bowl at TCU where he not only was an All-American but the early practitioner of the West Coast Offense.he came into the NFL in 1937 most of us were not even born ,yet true sports fans, coaches and old beat writers will tell you he revolutionized pro football with the use of the forward pass.

Not only did this dude play QB, but as a defensive back he was a stud making him the best all-around player in his era and argueably of all-time.

In 1943, he led the league in passing, punting and defensive interceptions."SLINGIN' SAMMY" led the REDSKINS  to the NFL  titles in 1937 and again in 1942.

HIS 51.4 PUNTING AVERAGE IN 1940 IS STILL AN NFL RECORD*******

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND WITH GUYS AT QB LIKE BILLY KILMER, SONNY JORGENSON AND JOE THIESMAN  "SLINGIN SAMMY" STILL HOLDS THE REDSKINS RECORDS FOR CAREER TD PASSES

He retired to his 7,600 acre ranch ,just 95 miles south of Lubbock,  raised a family ,and kept out of the limelight. "

At 6' 3 and runnin' a 100 yaryd dash in 10 seconds , believe me he would of been a star in this depleted QB NFL.

You Done Good *******

 

Fare Thee Well / Sammy Baugh / "Slingin' Sammy" dead at 94*******

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TIGER TRASH*********  Ego thing goin' on in Miami this week-end The 2 Bills will knock heads ..... in my opinion the grey hooded one prevails******* the New England Patriots 27 the Miami fish 13.

THE BRITISH INVADE VEGAS......Once again the brits have arrived in sin city and i'm tellin' you we love them ...they come to party ,gamble and recreate and they will be in full force at the MGM sat nite withn Ricky Patten fightin' Paulie Malignaggi, touted as the new Italian stallian.......YOURS TRUELY WILL BE LIVE AT THIS CIRCUS *******

RUMORS************* Vegas BIG DOG STEVE WYNN lookin' to secure a NFL team for the west coast ..........LIKE THE MAN SAID , IN TOUGH TIMES CASH IS KING..........

JAGUARS WR  TROY WILLIAMSON AN EX-VIKING WANTS TO MEET VIKS COACH BRAD CHILDRESS AT THE 50 YARYD LINE AND BEAT THE LIVIN' SHIT OUT OF HIM........THAT WOULD BE AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT FOR US THAT BLEED PURPLE ......

TIPS*******

NFL

PITTSBURGH STEELERS .......OVER THE TOTAL 34

CLEVELAND BROWNS.......-3

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS.......+3

NCAAFB

OHIO STATE....... -20

NORTHWESTERN.......+3

MINNESOTA......+7

EASY MONEY

TAKE THE BALTIMORE FOOTBALL TEAM TO GIVE THE EAGLES A GOOD LICKIN...MC NABB IS IN NEED OF A BRAIN TRANSPLANT,AND RAY LEWIS AND CREW WILL PREPARE HIM FOR THE SURGERY ....EASY MONEY *******RAVENS +6 DOGS AND SHOULD BE 6 POINT FAVORITES .......................

STAY POSITIVE*********