A friend sent me these jokes and pictures in an e-mail, and thought they were funny enough to pass along.  Just so you know I am not a Spurs hater, and actually have been a fan of the club in the past.

What's the difference between spurs and a fork? A fork has more points

Darren Bent is ill, so Jaunde Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says

"London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area."

"David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent."

"You can buy 'Spurs, The Glory Years' from most shops, priced