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"The Good With The Bad:  Technology In The Early 21st Century"

 

I love high-def games,

But my plasma screen broadcasts

In walleye-vision

 

My plasma screen does this... does yours?

 

 

"Manly Thoughts On Football"  

 

Football is for men!  

Give me "frozen tundra" games!

(When I'm on my couch)

 

 

 

"How To Get Nowhere Fast"

 

Floor it in neutral

And you'll get the same result  

As a conf'rence spat

  

         

"My conferenc is better!"   "No, MY conference is better!"   " No, MINE is!"          

 

 

 

THE JADED SPORT FAN'S BIBLE

 

BOOK I

"VENTING TO THE MAN UPSTAIRS"

 

Verse 1:

"I Swear To God, If I Hear That Phrase One More Time..."

 

Sports talk.  So clich