Does your chest have that overrated, muscular look?  Do the stares of drooling females make you want to vomit?  Are you tired of having nipples that don't come to a cone-shaped point?

 

 

If you answered yes, then listen up as we tell you about an exciting new product called Gynobol!  That's right- Gynobol, the first-ever steroid GUARANTEED to induce gynecomastia! 

 

 

What's gynecomastia, you ask?  Well, it's a condition that causes men to grow female breast tissue... and it's taking America by storm!  

Don't be the last guy on your block to experience a slice of girl puberty.  Try Gynobol today! 

 

 

Here's how it works:  In most cases, gynecomastia occurs when the body converts exogenously introduced testosterone into estrogen through a process called aromatization- but the unique formula of Gynobol skips the middle man!  You see, Gynobol comes from an abandoned treasure trove of Communist Bloc steroids, recently discovered in a Bulgarian warehouse.  It's literally been on the shelf so long that the original testosterone has denatured and miraculously aromatized on its own!  That means Gynobol delivers up to 5 mg of pure, hot flash-triggering estrogen in every dose! 

 

 

But don't take our word for it- Just ask these satisfied customers:

 

 

"Bench presses, pushups, cable crossovers.  I tried them all.  My pecs grew, but my nipples stayed exactly the same!  Talk about frustrating!  Then a friend told me about Gynobol.  48 hours after my first injection, I felt an unmistakable tingling sensation- my buds were starting to sprout!  Within two weeks, they had blossomed, and I was off to shop for a training bra.  Thanks, Gynobol!"

                                 -Sam

                                 Raleigh, NC

 

 

"I tried those 'other' steroids and all I got was a bunch of useless muscle.  Gynobol gave me the side-effects I was looking for without all the pesky results.  And I've never been more in touch with my feelings!"

                                -Shawn

                                White Plains, NY

 

 

"My chest was highly developed- especially the upper portion.  People told me it protruded from my clavicles like a majestic ridge, and that I could serve cocktails off of it.  Unfortunately, the only beverage I wanted my chest to look like it could serve was milk!  I thought things were hopeless, but with Gynobol, I went from this:  

   to this!"

                                 -Jamie

                                 Sioux Falls, SD

 

 

Still not convinced?  Listen to what this expert had to say:

 

 

"As a doctor who specializes in hormone replacement therapy, I typically give my patients 1.25 mg of estrogen, AM and PM, for a total of 2.5 mg a day.  Short of an impending gender reassignment surgery, the 5 mg of estrogen found in Gynobol is twice the dosage I would ever feel comfortable administering.  If you're looking for a dangerously irresponsible way to ruin your chest, I highly recommend Gynobol."

              -Rajhi Chandanishumarajiva, MD

 

 

How much would you pay to have a pair of headlights pointing the way everywhere you went?  $500?  Think again!  $200?  Not quite, my friend!  Call now and we'll send you a bottle of Gynobol for only $19.99, plus shipping and handling!  That's right- only $19.99!

 

 

But wait, there's more!  Order now and we'll include a free pair of Shrinkerz, the extra-small jock strap for men with hypogonadism.

 

          

 

Remember:  The discovery of Gynobol was a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence, so supplies are limited!  When it's gone, it's gone!!!

 

 

To order, call 1-800-GYNOBOL or visit a Mexican pharmacy near you.