This... is... Anagram Sports Jeopardy, the show that's dangerously close to being sued by the folks over at original Jeopardy!  And now here's your host,  Tacky Cheeseman!

Thank you, everybody!  I'm Tacky Cheeseman, and welcome again to the show that tests your sports knowledge in the form of answers containing scrambled names. The questions of course, are provided by you!  And heeeeeeeeere we go!

 

 

 

While his neurotic desire to have his body cryogenically frozen is well-documented, few are aware that this former batting champ also kept a mildew list in his desk drawer.

 

 

 

(Who is Ted Williams?)

 

 

 

 

 

After marrying two consecutive steroid users, then repeatedly testing positive for steroids herself, this disgraced track star now dates only ninja romeos.

 

 

 

 

(Who is Marion Jones?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If five members of this team committed crimes, but were deemed mentally unfit to stand trial, there would be a total of ten insane testes.

 

 

 

 

(Who are the Tennessee Titans?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although there is usually no shortage of news reports about this NCAA hoops coach getting a DUI or leaving a team high and dry after a single season, if you really want to know what he's up to, your best bet is to bug his bong.

 

         

 

 

 

(Who is Bob Huggins?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Canton-bound offensive lineman credits his enormous size to a dish his mother calls a pecan drool.

 

 

 

(Who is Orlando Pace?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After being quietly fired by ESPN for sexual harrassment, this former Kansas City Royal became a nerd's holy lord when a member of MENSA took over as president of his fan club.

 

 

 

(Who is Harold Reynolds?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Despite his stoic public persona, this vested coach moonlights as a wacky MC named Jester Slim.

 

 

         

 

(Who is Jim Tressel?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once a player signs a multi-million dollar contract with this team, he will no longer have to insert a roach plan to make his home life tolerable.

 

 

 

 

 

(Who are the Carolina Panthers?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anytime this QB-turned lame actor-turned announcer doesn't get a drink thrown in his face by a woman who's out of his league, he considers it a shrewd bar try. 

 

 

         

 

 

(Who is Terry Bradshaw?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This former Dodgers manager once bought an infomercial product called a salad motor, but later returned it when it began causing him stool drama.

 

 

 

 

 

(Who is Tom Lasorda?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Notre Dame legend, this individual is said to have impregnated hundreds of women in order to overcompensate for the neuter knock that plagued him as a youth.

 

 

 

 

 

(Who is Knute Rockne?)

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