"Whoops! You Have NOT Been Gagged-N-Deleted...Yet.!"

   Due to the economic crisis in America, FoxSports has decide to require bloggers to combine blogs in an effort to ease financial restraints on FoxBlog.Com after using up all available reserve funds to fight a recent DateBot epidemic.

  Under the new format, all bloggers will now be paired with a partner to conserve these resources , so Fox can officially bring in hired guns to combat the date bots, internet trolls, and any other un-forseen blog crashers.   Effective immediately, the following bloggers must combine posts or they will sent to the nether regions of Blog pergatory, also known as ESPN.COM:

    TheSizzel and Lisa H's blogs will be now combined and from now on be known as Straight-Talk-From-Western-Sizzlin'.

                                                            

   Posts about USC or Kobe Bryant will no longer be allowed, and they will be required to post 3 blogs per week about the greatness of LeBron James and Charlie Weis. No references to cupcakes,Kool-aid, or anything else containing sugar products will be tolerated. If found guilty of any of these infractions, NiqueDwill be conjured up by SRMgenius's witchdoctor and her rath will be unleashed upon them.

   TheSprinter aka Top... aka Just... aka.. ?and Edclinch's blogs will be combined and will now be called Sinners-N-Saints.. aka The-Odd-Couple.

   Their blog will feature scantily clad photos of the Energizer Bunny and articles featuring Pope Benedict XVI's  new musical career.

                     

   The words "merits" and "BYU" are no longer allowed by Fox. They will be replaced with "Ozzie" and "Osborne."

    StevoinHTown 's "Here's Da Deal" blog will be joined with BeaverNut and the resulting blog will be called Deez-Nutz.

  All topics on this blog ar required to be about Beaver racin' on the Mississippi River,

and all posts will begin with "Da Nu-tz Says Dis..."

 

    Photogr , the "Hairy Silverback" President of Foxblog , and KellyScott will be combine and become Hairy-Back-Photos-of-Kelly.

   All posts will be about Photogr and Kelly's adventures as body doubles for Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Don't ask me which one is Angelina?

 

    BleedPRPLnGLD and Blue@Orange aka tangerine aka amber...aka ? will be combined to become Rainbow-Bright.

   All references to Spanky from the "little rascals" and the Mets will now be posts about the Mets getting "Spanked." All their blogs will be in multi-colored format and any use of black or white fonts will result in severe punishment by Fox execs in the form of being forced to watch "Rainbow Bright" cartoons from the 80's for 36 hours nonstop. Hey, it could have been worse. At least you didn't end up with Punky Brewster.

                                               

 

  Ubershorty and Fuzzboss will be known as ShortFuzz./aka UberBoss.

  This blog will only contain topics about albino gor-illas playing in the NBA. Basically, all their posts will be required to be about Dirk Nowitski.

                                                             

    Frevr3fan and Tsfanpc will become TC3POfan Posts about Dale Earnhardt and Tony Stewart are strictly forbidden. They will now only post blogs about dislexic Star Wars characters, and potato sack races..

     WrenchWizard and Dwindy1 will now share a blog called Windy Wizards. They will be covering topics about the newly formed Hobbits Racing team, and Texas Holdem tournaments held in NASCAR wind tunnels . Foxblog calls this blog "Magical.... and sure to "Blow you away."

 

    StreetCred and KB33bozo together will now be known as Street Bozos.    No more five page, well versed NFL posts or extensive Top Ten lists will be allowed on this blog. Their posts will be required to be Bottom Feeder lists about drunk clowns in sports.

 

    SlsHusker and Jon_464 will simply be known as Jon420. Blog comments will  be allowed only during the hours of 4:20pm til 4:20am, and all forms of smoking are encouraged and required in order to place a comment, or you will be thrown under a Big Green Bus driven by Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong.

   Speedbeagle20  and Tigervidmar will now be known as Cat-Dog. They will alternate posts about dog-sledding, the Olympic Hairball Toss, and secrets to a good afternoon nap. This blog will occasionally feature guest writer Bob Barker to explain how to spay or neuter your friends,family, or spouse if things get too tough when explaining your strange new blog topic to them at home.

                            

PLease have your friends and family spayed or neutured or you may end up with this:

                                                                     

    GOTTAGO will bring his toughness to YeeMum's blog, and they will form Gotta-Go-Mum. Their blogs will feature creative ways to keep your children from having those "gotta -go-mum" accidents in the car on the way to soccer practice, or on your new leather couch while you're writing your blog.

   Each Wednesday, they will be posting a series of blogs explaining 300 alternate uses for adult diapers as explained in the best selling book "MacGuyver -One Thousand Uses For Duck Tape and Paperclips" written by world renowned adult diaper expert Degraff.

                       

 

   Edhardiman will join together with TheSportsComedian and be known as One-Hard-Comedian. Luckily, No personal info was provided for the avatar of this blog..

There will be no content restrictions on this blog , in hopes the Sports Comedian may finally someday post something funny. Ed, Help your brother out. Please. LOL

    Bolt Backer 21 and Moseby will be merged together into the Bolt-Back-Cowboys . Posts about the Charger and Steelers will be outlawed from this blog, and they will required to only post pieces about the Cincinni Bengals, Houston Texans, or how superior the NFC is. They will also be required to post one blog a week stating their secret love for the Dallas Cowboys.

                           

 

      The Dark Knight Speaks and Hotfootlori will be merging into Dark-Hot-Foot .

    Their posts will only be allowed to be topics concerning Nick Satan...erm...Saban.   Any topics other than this will force Fox to send them back to making Nike flip-flops in the dungeon of Bruce Wayne's home under supervision from the cast of "Dukes of Hazzard -The Movie."

                             

    All their blog posts will be proof-read by Jessica Simpson, and any topics posted involving Gotham Crusaders,Alabama football, or Tony Stewart must first be approved by JR. Nation message boarders. At least with Jessica Simpson as editor, they can make as many mistakes as they please without worry. Failure to comply will result in Lori being forced to explain to her husband why she is secretly in love with a blogger named Texascudaguy.

 

   DownsA529 and Forensic2 will be combined and known as Down-With-Forensic. Frame-by-Frame posts explaining the disappearance of bloggers eaten by mad Gor-illas driving race cars will be the topic on this blog. Readers will recieve 3-D glasses to better examine the trade secrets behind F2's pictoral wonders. Frequent guests, Maude and Claude Tixpiddle, will occasionally give insight to strange happenings  at GGW Racing Inc during the offseason.

   

 Gerrel will be taking majority control over Jokerswild's blog to become            Gerrel-Gone-Wild. Penguins and Batman characters as their avatars will be replaced by Superhero sidekicks and Walruses. Failure to comply by these rules will result in Jokerswild being forced to stick with one avatar for more than a week, and Gerrel being forced to show Jokerswild how to properly wear his makeup..

 

    Marty Walker and Texascudaguy will merge to become Walker-Texas-Ranger. Neither will no longer be able to post humor blogs, and will be required to write something insightful without having fun with any other bloggers. They will not be allowed to use alter egos or "guess the blogger" posts to stir up mystery or fun on Foxblog.

                                                   

(Whoops. I may have already gotten us banned Marty. Sorry Bro!)

     Greenspire and his "Greenspire Knows Best" blog will be combined with blogger Nba is the Worst to become Greeny -Knows-Worst.

   They will no longer be able to post anything about NFL or the NBA. All future blogs will be about Limberger cheese addictions in women's gymnastics, and NBA-worsts recent success in the Olympic Hair-toss event using only Terry Bradshaw toupees provided from Greenspire's personal collection. The toupees are altered to meet Olympic standards with duct tape and adult diaper products provided by GottaGoMum Inc and Degraff Enterprises.

                                                    

 

   Klvalus and her "Hot-Not" blog will be combined with Gambitxx... aka Nola504 and become Hotbitsxxx.

   Their posts will be a "More -2-It" series showing how to deep-fry cajun lugnuts, and their joint ventures as creators of a new Reality show starring Martha Stewart and Reggie Bush stranded together on a secluded island with nothing to use for survival except injured Saints player's jockey straps and unused "How to Drive a Race Car" insruction booklets provided by Kurt Busch's NASCAR team.

    Xbulrdr8 and Volfan69 will join forces with a blog known only as SemperFi69. The topics of this blog are still classified as Top Secret by the U.S. Military,  although rumors say it will be about fire hazzards in kitchens when cooking with Jet fuel, and the 17 uses of Agent Orange to boost horspower in Tricycle Racing..

   The deadly trio of Dangerousfatman, Reverendrythym, and Revbrianblack will become Dangerous-Fat-Reverends .

   All posts by this group will be about their assignments protecting the secrets of the SemperFi69's blog as government agents.

 

   Finally, Enforcing all the new rules at Foxblog is Hanahan and Blood RedSox When they aren't busy maintaining their combined blog, known as the               Blood Hand Gang, they will be patrolling the forum on flaming "Ghost Rider" motorcycles taking all rule breakers back to "Copperhead Road" for a swift beating by Goutdaddy.

   All violators will then have their blogs buried deep inside the Official Fox Graveyard formerly known as NiqueD's Fan Club.   Failure to comply to these new rules by Foxsports will result in your blog being temporarily or permanently...........GaggedNDeleted.

Gotcxha!

 Good to Be Back.

Welcome to the land of cotton and the dusty plains of West Texas for this week's GGW Show Your Moon Tour Race.

             

 

The race is called  the West Texas Tubleweeds and Twisters 250 and it will be held at the Lady Luck Speedway   in Lubbock, Texas.

 

 

A little About Lubbock and the Plains:

Lubbock is an small city in the northwestern part of Texas. Lubbock's nickname is the "Hub City" which comes from being the economy, education, and health care hub of a multi-county region commonly called the South Plains. Longest stretches of wide open country, dusty plains, cotton and oil fields, and some of the greatest people make up the landscape of the Plains of West Texas.   

The South Plains area is  the largest contiguous cotton-growing region in the world.    The "Plains" area is also number #1 in the U.S. in petroleum production, number #1 in the U.S. in peanut production,  and  in 2007 became the number #1 in the world in wind generated electricty with a massive 450 turbine wind farm that stretchs along I-20 over a 200 mile area.  We don't just say we "Do it Bigger"  in West Texas. We can actually back it up.

West Texas is known for heavy winds, sandstorms, and massive thunderstorms that are almost a year round occurence.

 No that's not the  Iraq Desert in the pic above. That's a West Texas Sandstorm  moving in on a suburban Lubbock  neighborhood in springtime.

Unfortunately, with all that wind available and the volatile, unpredictible weather in the area, Texas and primarily the South Plains have also produced the most recorded tornadoes in the world throughout our history.

    With tornadoes, tumbleweeds,and  sandstorms rolling across the plains like Old West Outlaws in search of achance to "storm" the town,  its only fitting that this week, the  GGW Show Your Moon Tour takes us to an old dusty dirt track just south of Lubbock called the Lady Luck Speedway.

  

The track is a 3/8 mile clay oval that originally opened around 1967. The Race season at Lady Luck includes several different series including Enduro Class,Pure Stock, Outlaw Stock Class, IMCA Southern SportMod, IMCA Modified, and 305 Sprints.

A Few of the local boys'  (and girls)  rides:

 

     While the scenery "aint much" to look at  and the track is one of the smallest  in the area, it still continues to be the most popular place around Lubbock to catch a race or get your kids involved in the sport of racing. They host several events a year just for kids like battery powered car races for the "little ones" when the main racing series are not running. The Lubbock area is know for its friendly people and the atmosphere at all the racing venues out here is always an enjoyable one.

Classic Car Shows, burnout contests, charity events and taking a drive down to the old drive-in Movie Theatre in Lamesa(very close to where Speedbeagle is from) are all a big  part of the racing atmosphere in West Texas. Car Enthusiast and Racing enthusiast here are one in the same. It "aint real racing" if you just watch the race and call it a day.

Race  Night  in West Texas, whether its at the Lady Luck Oval  or a nearby 1/4 or 1/8 mile straight tracks, is almost as popular as the "Friday Night Lights" of High School football. There will be a mandatory caution sometime Friday evening for those of you that would like to catch some of the most exciting high school football in the country with Lubbock Monterrey hosting the Odessa Permian Panthers in a clash of high scholl football titans literally  just up the road from our GGW track. 

 Lubbock is the home of The College Baseball Hall of Fame, the hometown of Rock-n-roll legend Charles Hardin "Buddy" Holley,  and nearby Littlefield, Tx is the home of Legendary country singer Waylon Jennings.

    Many of the greats of oldies rock, classic country, and what has become Southern Rock, or rockabilly have roots in theWest Texas area.   Its part  in American music culture history  follows a line very similar to the grass roots of Memphis and Nashville and the days of Elvis Presley.

 So with this GGW race, we celebrate all  classics  and the so called "Baby Boomer" generation that  worked so hard to build this nation into the wonderful place we live today,and a big reason why terrible events like what happend 7 Yrs ago today fail to destroy the love Americans have for the things that so many of us take for granted.

    Apple pie, friends and family, football, and racing are the most important  things in the country no matter where you go.  Without that generation laying the foundation for us and putting in  long hours in steel mills, cotton fields, oil rigs, and cattle ranges, we would have none of those things.They didnt have a choice. To make a living during the great depression years when a lot of the southwest looked like dusty dry old West Texas,  they had to just maked do wiuth what they had.  No internet, cell phones, 5 cars per family,  747 Jets to travel on, or the other luxiries we have today.

 With that said,  the cars we are racing this week are all tributes to the classics  and the generations that made America what it is today.

 

   Okay!    Lets get to the qualifying. Being that we're racing in the center cotton country,  we were going to have a  Tractor Tippin' contest to set the qualifying order, seen here with Jokerswild abd Photogr  in the first round of qualifying.

We even brought in a "Tractor Tippin expert" to explain it

One or two of the drivers finally figured it out as  the John Deere man himself Tylerhead looked to run away with the pole position.

However, too many drivers couldn't get the tractor tippin' thing down because of the lack of sleep ridin' all night on the Kong  Limousine Service that   Texascudaguy provided for the group to get to here to Texas.

 Whoops!

 Since the tractor tippin thing didnt work out too well,  we decided to just go with reversed points standings order for our starting grid which puts Klvalus on the pole this week.  

                               Here's the Race  Lineup:

 

Row 1 Klvalus on the outside  showing off her Miller Lte colors in a classic 59' Vette.

 On the inside, we have tsfanpc driving a Britsh classic with a very American name in her 63 Austin Healey.. 

Row 2 is Photgor on the outside in his Ford "Woodie" Wagon  looking for a lane to surf to the lead .

 Frevr3fan on the inside celebrating another lost legend of the Chevy world, The Camaro SuperSport. I here Dale Sr. had a whole collection of these.

Row 3 outside   features Hanahan, a favorite to win this race because of his experience a ghost cowboy of fire, giving him an edge in this wacky Texas style race. A Cuda Bond Enterprises   built Aston Martin DB5(the ultimate bond car) could either make or break this race for him. Lets just hope his car serves him better than those  limos Cuda provided.

Jbroomy on the inside of Row 3  looks to be a "Deuzzy"  as they say  in his 1930  Duesenberg, so we can't count him out either. 

 

Row 4 is where both the maddogs are. Jokerswild is on the outside driving the Dark Night Special, a 1925 Rolls Royce Phantom.

On the inside is Forenic looking for purple passion in his purple 55 Chevy Belair.

Forensic2 and Jokerswild side by side into that first corner  makes me think everyone behind them may hold back a bit on the start. You never know what to expect from these wild ones on the track

     In Row 5, On the outside is Moseby is bringing out some double firepower with his Hell-Camino 57' El Camino.

On the inside is Tylerhead  driving an Elvis Pink Cadillac just to show up the Buddy Holly fans at the race.

Row 6 features SweetKena, GGW's own wild cat in  the original Wildcat, a 1954 
Buick one to be exact.

On the outside is Jon 464  looking to take out Photogr's geese, Claude and Maude, with a  fast flyin'  1970 Plymouth "Super" bird of his own.

 

 Now I'm sure you've heard the saying "Dogs are mans best friend."  Well in Texas a horse is right there with him.

In Row 7, on the outside, we have Speedbeagle  riding the  best horse we could find in a Mustang Shelby GT500.

On the inside is Yeemum looking to soon be  "Charging" through the pack in her 69 Charger.

 

Row 8 sports 2 more Girl-rillas with Gerell on the outside doing her best James Dean impression in a  1955 Porshe 356 speedster .

On the inside is HotFootLori  looking to quickly put the hot foot pedal to the metal  and  say "Bye Boys" in her 1932  Hi-Boy(s)  roadster.

In row 9, we have Dwindy  who plans to be "thundering along" rain,shine, tornadoes, or hurricanes  in his 62 Thunderbird,

 On the inside, Tezgm99   is  aiming to sting the competion in his   1951 Hudson Hornet.

 

 And Finally bringing up the rear in the 19th spot  is ole Cuda Kong  hemi-self  looking to just set the cruise and enjoy the ride this week in his 71 Plymouth Cuda.

 

 

   Well,thats it.    The track is ready, all the drivers have their bootstraps tightened, their lugnuts stashed,  and the field is set to go  so there's nothing left to do but get this thing started before a sandstorm,  tornado, or even Hurrican Ike has a chance to wash  us out.

                Green!Green! Green!    Lets Go Racing Texas Style!

I used to put these in all my NASCAR posts.  I get them from Mike Smith, and editorial Cartoonist for the Las Vegas Sun. I emailed him once when i had first started blogging here after stumbling upon his cartoon archives at the Vegas Sun site. Great cartoonist and a nice guy. He does a new one each week during the year for the NASCAR season, and year round for political and other topics.

Here are a few recent ones pertaining to NASCAR for you to enjoy before you head off for Labor day BBQs, parties with friends, the lake,  to watch the race with friends and family , or what-Not.

1.  Dupont team finds a way to get back into the chase.

2. M&M Team prepares the hauler for Kyle Busch

3.  NASCAR an Olympic Sport?

4. Phenom olympic swimmer Michael Phelps on NASCAR in the Olympics.

All Cartoons Courtesy of Mike Smith, award-winning editorial cartoonist featured daily in the Las Vegas Sun, L.A. Times, N.Y. Times, USA Today, and many others. Always has some great stuff and very funny so go check him out when you have the time.

More of his  NASCAR cartoons can be found here:

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sports/racing/car

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Take care and have a Great weekend Everyone!

          As many of you know the famous GGW Racing NASCAR  team goes overseas for the first time this week as they head to Australia for Race 9 of the Show Your Moon Tour. Some of the them have never been abroad and are anxious to get going.  The group is excited about the chance to show their racing skills to the Aussies and the rest of the world in their quest become the greatest drivers in the world. Most of the gang plans to just relax and see the sites, while a few are getting a headstart on planning for the next race. Little do some of them no that a few GGW members have concocted a plan to hi-jack the GGW  cruise ship and take over the team in an effort to secure a  treasure nearly as valuable as the Sprint Cup trophy:               

   And thus begins the Saga of "Mon-keys of the Caribbean-The Curse of the Golden Kitty."

                               

Our journey begins on the coast of New Hampshire. The GGW flagship, known as the Santa Goreela will be carrying the crew to Australia and England for the next two races before returning  Stateside. The cars, and pit crews are already on the way over the ocean so crews can get set up early before race time. The gang looks pretty excited as the ship gets ready to leave port and head down Under. Many of GGW's biggest fans showed up to give the team a big send-off.

The Famous Forensic2 even picked a few songs to sing for the gang as they prepared their journey. Yep, he dosn't just have the best playlist on Foxblog. He can actually sing and play  all those songs too.

 

 (If you are hearing the music, then pause here and wait for the next song before reading on)

Finally the Santa Goreela has left port and the GGW members are settled into their cabins. Some made plans for partying, some for relaxing, and some for just enjoying the ride.

Here we find lovebirds HotfootLori and Tony Stewart re-enacting their favorite movie scenes at the front of the ship.

Fever3Fan was roaming the deck looking for a place to relax when he came across Speedbeagle20 lounging in the sun wearing her lastest GGW swimwear designed by Moseby's new bride Frank Tixpiddle.

Now there's a good reason SpeedBeagle didn't stir even over 3fan's giggling. You'll find out soon what it is.

 

  Party boys Jon464, future president Photogr  T. Justice,  and Moseby75   were at the back of the ship judging a Grid Gals bikini contest. The conversation was nearly as hot as the girls were.

 

Yeemum, Gerell, and Jokerswild were all  at the indoor pool taking pictures for the 2008 GGW Drivers Calendar. Jokerswild was giddy about his new sponsor Mary Kay letting him test some of their newest products.

 

Gerell had been assigned to  be the ship's Captain, but since the  photo shoot came up, she decided to take a break and go with Yeemum and Jokers, leaving the ship on autopilot and no one on lookout.  She would soon regret this.

 

Meanwhile, Hanahan was at the bar with his new bodyguards Winky and Stinky. He had to hire bodyguards because of the details of Jokerwild's cross dressing fetish among other things that leaked out earlier in the week during Hanahan's Roast of Jokers.

With the gang all occupied, and several members of GGW still no-where in sight, a fierce crew of Speedbeagle's henchmen that had appeared in a few races thus far showed on the horizon in the ghost ship, Black Pearl. No wonder she was so relaxed even with 3fan giggling at her doggy rear. Her plan was  coming together nicely. Jbroomy, who has not been seen for weeks, was quickly getting Beagle' s  band of pirates ready to strike the Santa Goreela.

Cannons roared at the GGW ship stunning all those on board except for the always calm Forensic2 who already had an idea what the pirates where looking for because of his past experiences roaming the waters  as Captain Forensic Sparrow, the most feared pirate of them all in his younger years. His trusty bird Noahspop had intercepted a email converstaion with the help of Iowagirl about the other GGW members' secret  plans.

 

Usually thought of as the nice quiet  ones of the bunch, newly recruited pirate mon-keys 24X2(Rhonda) ,Volfan69, and Dwindy rampaged the decks  stealing everything they could grab. Show your Moon moonshine, drivers training tapes and log books, and even Jokerswild's trunk full of Fredericks of Hollywood lingerie.

What they were looking for was a treasure map that had been previously hidden for centuries in the free counter.com coding in Lisa H's blog profile.

The map contains  the location of the Golden Kitty, a priceless giant pure gold cat statue worth billions that had been hidden by SweetKena and Texascudaguy for safe keeping.

It's location is Kong Island, a small island south of the Australian cost impossible to reach through the dense fog with out the map.  It's also the summer home to Cuda and heavily guarded by  Kong's  followers and Kena's clan of giant warrior cats.

Well trained and ready for anything the Kena Kongs and Cuda Kongs would not be easy for the other GGW members to get past even if they did have the map.

     Once  Tylerhead realized the map was useless to him, he decided to take his frustration out on Klvalus, but he wouldn't get much.

Finally the voice of reason stepped in as Tezqm99 settled everyone down to resolve their differences and work together as a team again.

 

As the GGW gang set sail again for Australia in their quest for gold and NASCAR domination, Texascudaguy and SweetKena prepared for their arrival.

 

  As we wait for race 9 hosted by Tez  to see who will claim the TransPacific Traveler 150, and the Golden Kitty, we can only hope the race is as exctiing as GGW's journey to get there.  The Aussies better be ready for this wild bunch because lugnuts will be flying the like cannons,  and drivers will be stealing positions like the pirates they aspire to be in the next race of  the GGW Show Your Moon Tour.

Thanks for reading this installment of "Mon-keys of the Caribbean-The Curse of the Golden Kitty."  Feel free to add to the story and explain yourself if you were one of the pirates. 

(Jokerswild- no explanation needed. We don't want to know what size thong you wear)

 

 

Stardate 20358.7.  Captain's log 2218.      The Chase, The Final Frontier.  One warp speed jump to go and these Carfleet  crewmembers will begin the battle for space and the journey to the uncharted edges of the Federation Territory and beyond.

 

Let's look at the top 5 contenders to lead the EOT (Enterprise of Tomorrow) into the outer reaches of Space.

Executive Officer "Spock" Busch would be  the Logical choice, because of his increasingly strong Vulcan Death grip on the points standings. However, one would think it's highly illogical  to think that his large  vulcan ears would help  his aerodynamics and this could play a factor later on.

  Currently in second place,  have Chief Engineer  "Geordie" Burton, who always seems to see thing clearly around him each week  and is consistent with his vision to reach the Chase. You never see him  do anything spectacular, but he's always around.

  In 3rd we have Leutinent Commander "Scotty " Earnhardt, Jr..  Scotty usually plays a larger factor in the popularity of the Enterprise crew than the captain does, and once every 76 episodes he is rewarded  by  briefly  becoming a captain.  His father "Scotty Sr." was a great Starfleet commander that lead many voyages to the vast regions of the Nebular Galaxy.

 He  sometimes has some overzealous  fans that grace the Foxblog Interpanetary Zone  whom you wish would just ask him to "beam them up"  to back where they came from.

 

Holding on to 4th is Communications Offficer Uhura Carla Edwards. She is usually the one to "beam"  the others to different places on the track with the "flip" of a switch.

In 5th  is reigning Starfleet Captain Jimmy T. "Kirk . He has completed the journey to the end of the Chase frontier and is known for long time  parternship  with Klingon warrior Kongo Knauss. His prime directive  is to live long and prosper by defending the Federation Championship this year.

 

The rest of the Federation members currently seeking a place on the Enterprise crew in the journey to the Chase are :

Leutinent Commander  "Zulu" Gordon, 

2nd Medical Officer Dr. Beverly "Biffle" Crusher,  

 Tactical Officer "Worf" Hamlin, 

 Navigations Officer "Chehkov" Kahne,

Chief Medical Officer  "Bones" Bowyer, 

Former Carfleet Captain "Jon Luc" Stewart,

and Chief Operations Officer  "Data" Kenseth.

 

As they near the outer edges of Space in their quest to the final frontier, it will be an exciting voyage to "where no man has gone before" (ok well in a  flying race car with photon torpedoes, that is.)

So get your tricorders ready, and set your phasers to stun. It will soon be time to begin the battle of Car Trek, The Final Frontier.