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    Friday, August 1, 2008, 01:38 PM EST [College Footbal]

    Josh Jarboe was dismissed from the Oklahoma Sooners football team when coach Bob Stoops saw a rap on YouTube full of profanity and talking about shooting people...

    Well hey, there's always Jacksonville State...

    Pacman Jones, or Adam Jones said he should be called Pacman while on the football field only....

    ... and Sir Jones when having tea and crumpets with Sir Owens

    Tim Donaghy was sentenced to 15 months in prison for his role in an illegal gambling ring through which he passed on information to gamblers and bet on NBA games that he was officiating...

    Based on insider information I'll take the under on the Tim Donaghy sodomization line currently at 2 weeks...

    Ron Artest responded to Yao's trepidation about his erratic past behavior, partly by saying "I'm ghetto...(and)...it's part of my culture..."

    Ron, I suggest you research Chinese Torture next time you feel compelled to act "cultured"

    Steve Smith was dismissed from practice today for beating the snot out of CB Ken Lucas; it took a LB to pull Smith off of Lucas...

    This is why WRs must be over 6 feet; history shows, ego and Napolean Complex just don't mix...and 'roid rage doesn't help

    Since Brandon Jennings dropped the bombshell that he would be going overseas to start his career instead of honoring his committment to the University of Arizona, numerous NBA players have followed suit...

    How can we compete with Amsterdam and European women? Eat your heart out college experience...

     

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