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    Floyd Landis is innocent!!! MAN!

    Thursday, August 3, 2006, 10:03 PM EST [Tour De France]

    Once again an American owns the Tour De France and once again everyone is trying to take him down.  It happened to the great Lance Armstrong everytime he won the Tour and he to this day is hasseled by the naysayers.  Now they are after Floyd.

    So what he failed his test and had incredibly high levels of testosterone?  He naturally has high levels of testosterone.

    So how come he never had naturally high testosterone before this?  We don't know but we know for sure that when they test the backup he will be found clean and innocent.

    Well how come the backup showed he had synthetic testosterone?  Its all Politics. I could sit here and argue semantics forever! 

    Wait that is not an awnser!?! Ok fine he was tired.  Don't you know when you are fatigued you produce ridiculously high levels of testosterone and then blow by all the bikers around you.  I mean come on!  Everybody knows that.

    Floyd Landis is INNOCENT.  If you don't believe me just ask him... or his lawyers or wait for the B test to come out and prove the believers right and the critics wrong.

    Ride on Landis... Ride on!

     

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    Shawn Kemp is BACK!!

    Friday, July 21, 2006, 07:55 PM EST [General]

    Well it official the Reignman is all the way back.  No I am not talking about the tryouts with NBA teams or the reported wight loss.  I am talking about living the glamorous NBA lifestyle that has been the "high"light of the latter half of Kemp's career.

    With Kemp aging and looking hard for one last sniff of the NBA it looks like he will not be getting that chance anytime soon.  Instead Kemp was pulled over with a once again marijuana hot boxed vehichle. 

    It has been a tough week for Sonics fans.  With the team being sold to out of staters and now one of its greatest players having his NBA comeback get shutdown once again by the only person that has ever been able to totally stop Kemp - himself.

    We wanted to believe Kemp would come back and contribute to a NBA team once again, but instead he has dissapointed us and once again himself.  Kemp just say no to drugs.

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    Bye Bye Sonics - I hate coffee!

    Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 06:27 PM EST [Seattle SuperSonics]

    It is reported that Starbucks big timer is tired of losing money with the Seattle SuperSonics and has sold the team to three filthy rich dudes in Oklahoma City.  A place with fresh and excited NBA fans that are borrowing a team from New Orleans.  Of course they are trying to cool us Seattleites off like an iced mocha by saying the team is not going anywhere.  Lets be serious.

    The team is gone.  Captain Starbucks has sold us out and the city of Seattle and that blasted Key Arena did not do their part in trying to help.  Yeah Key Arena I am talking to you.  We all know that the blasted lease agreement scred the team and made selling the NBA product not near as profitable as selling an Orange Mocha Frappachino. 

    So who is to blame?

    Here are 5 actually 6 people, places, or things to blame. Down with you nouns.

    5. David Stern feigned interest in renegotiating the lease but did not really get the NBA involved.

    4. The city of Seattle could do something about it but would rather keep milking the money from the lease and plan on milking the money through 2010 whether the team is in Seattle or not.

    3. Sonics fans are on record has having the quietest protest ever in a city that can round up angry protesters for marijuana, Bush, WTO, trees, monorails, ducks, taco seasoning, and anything else you can think of besides NBA basketball.

    2. Microsoft billionaires.  There is a plethora of microsoft billionaires doing nothing but chilling on yachts and "helping the needy." Come on somebody buy the Sonics and keep them in Seattle/Bellevue/Renton.

    1 A. Howard Schultz.  The man is claiming he was offered a "blank check" for the Sonics from another city but would not do it because it would take the Sonics out of Seattle.  But you expect us to believe that 3 dudes from the OK corral or going to move up to the Rainy paradise and screw their hometown that loves the NBA and is about to be devoid of a NBA team.  COME ON!!!  We all know something could have been worked out.  Bellevue and Renton were fighting for the Sonics.  Starbucks is not short on dough.  We could fight the lease on Key Arena.  Lets get jacked up on caffiene and think of a reasonable plan.

    1 B. Key Arena.  This is why no one goes to Key bank.  Your arena can't even work out a good lease.  Criminals.

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    All-Star Game - this game Matters how EXCITING!!!

    Tuesday, July 11, 2006, 10:14 PM EST [General]

    Wow just finished watching the All-Star game and have some questions for fellow viewers.

    Was the pre-game really two hours longer than the game?

    Is David Wright really that cool?

    Did it seem like the Bud Selig show to you?

    Can Vladimir Guerrero hit any pitch out of the park?

    Were you as surprised as I to see Ichiro hit the suck cycle? - strike out, ground out, pop out.

    Were you just waiting for Bud Selig to say "this Bud's for you"

    Did the award ceremony make you want to buy a Chevy Avalanche?

    At any point during the game did you think that the National League had a glimmer of hope of winning this time?

    Are you like me and tired of cheering for your home team and just want to embrace your home league? AL kicks tail.  I am so proud to be an AL fan.

    Do you think Bud Selig is trying to launch an acting career with all of his face time?

    Were there really award interruptions every other inning?

    Did you just have the tv on and were just kind of paying attention but mostly not and never really even saw one pitch?

    Do you feel closer to Bud Selig?

    Do you find it strange that Bronson Arroyo was the 8th best pitcher on the Red Sox but is actually PLAYING in the All-Star game for the National League?

    Did you know that Bronson Arroyo is also in a band?

    Is Bud Selig the greatest commisioner ever?

    Is Bronson the greatest acoustic guitar player alive?

     

     

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    Welcome Home Klinsmann

    Tuesday, July 11, 2006, 06:20 PM EST [Klinsmann]

    Klinsmann stepping down as coach of Germany.  Hmmm wonder where he might coach next.  The man loves the U.S.A. and the U.S. team.  Germany probably played the most exciting and best soccer in the World Cup.  Meanwhile Bruce Arena and the U.S. dissapointed and shot just 4 shots on goal in their early exit.  Now I am not underestimating the talent Germany has and their great soccer heritage, but I also believe Klinsmann is a great coach.

    To the future coach of team USA!!!

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