In my previous blog I talked about stupid athletes and how they have ruined it for the intelligent athletes because teams are soon going to create a list of activities that they are not allow to participate in while they are under contract. Here is my list of activities of that will probably be included on that list.  

1. Hanging out with Steve Irwin aka. The Crocodile Hunter - Hanging with Steve would be fun, but most likely it would end up with a competition of who can tackle the bigger crocodile, next thing you know you only have 2 fingers left on your right hand.
2. Snorkelling for Jellyfish - Just because Dory and Marlin made jumping on jellyfish look like a ball of fun in "Finding Nemo," doesn't mean that you should try it, those things hurt, and you're not in a "Friends" episode, Chandler is not going to be around to pee on it to take the pain away.
3. Stage Diving off a Wet Stage - Even if Jeff Hammond tells you it would be a great idea, don't listen to him (I never trust anyone who looks "fake-baked"), just look at what happened to Elliott Sadler on "Trackside Live" last month. Before you know it you made an ass of yourself on national television. Stage Diving is also not recommended at any Heavy Metal concert, especially if your name is Matt Leinart and everyone there knows you dated Paris Hilton.
4. Go up to Bat Against Randy Johnson After You Hit One of His Team-mates - He will throw a 90mph fastball, and it will not be across the plate, it will be at you, and he'll probably be aiming for your manhood. Don't believe my, just ask Eduardo Perez of the Cleveland Indians.
5. Rodeo Clown - Professional Athletes are always looking for a new rush to experience, and being a rodeo clown could be an option for pro athletes who come from Texas or Oklahoma. As appealing as wearing more makeup than a group of sorority girls and dressing up in fun coloured clothing may be, it's probably not a good idea to be chased by pissed-off bulls. Also in this category falls running with the bulls in Europe and becoming a part-time matador in Mexico.
6. Licking a Frozen Metal Pole in the Winter - Especially not a smart thing to do when you hang out with people who believe in the "if you pull hard enough, it will come apart" theory. I know it looks tempting, but if you've seen "A Christmas Story" or "Dumb and Dumber" you know the consequences.

That's just a few, feel free to add your own in the comments! Later!