After a short vacation from the Foxblogs I just felt like it was time to return. I can only imagine the Anna Nicole blasts and of course the Paris Hilton money shots that were taken in my absence.

Yankees.com is reporting that Donnie Baseball is the likely successor to Joe Torre as manger of the Yankees. I wonder if that is a good thing or a bad thing. Don Mattingly is my favorite Yankee of all time and one of the greatest players never to win a ring but I wonder how he would handle the delicate balance of a locker room full of all-stars. Speaking of that how bout we (and when I say we I mean the Yankees organization) nut up and shut A-Rod up. I mean really, every news outlet is talking about the relationship between Jeter and Gay-Rod. Is this baseball or Days of Our Lives. What happened to men being men? The Pussification of America is so rampant I'm scared to have children.

Luckily their is that little thing called MMA or mixed martial arts to the lay person. This weekend Randy Cotoure is coming out of retirement to fight Tim Sylvia. Just watching Tim's last fight I think he is very lethargic in the octagon, that might be because he is 6'8" and 250lbs but he is slow and deliberate. I think if Randy uses quick strikes to weaken Tim's defense and get him tired he might be able to grapple with him. Tim outweighs Randy by almost 30lbs so grappling will be tough. If there are any MMA fans out there can you explain the craze over Josh Koscheck? Joe Rogan talks about Koscheck like he wants to mother his children, yeah I said mother because Rogan is a Mo. Koshcheck is a decent grappler but if he gets in the ring with a good striker he is toast because he leaves himself open everytime he shoots for his opponent. I think if you have funny colored hair youget promoted quicker, see Chris Leben. Leben is a scrub but he does fight with a lot of heart and he has a decent chin. I am stoked this weekend becasue this will be the first fight that I will get to watch on my 65" screen since I bought it. Fellas if you don't have a 65" flat screen TV it is worth every penny. My wife already feels threatened by it. "Don't be jealous honey it's just a TV...a beautiful, large, clear, wonderful, magnificent, sexy,...ohh ohhh!" Sorry I got a little carried away there. Well let me go clean this up.

Until next time keep the beer cold and the nipples hard.