The old song goes, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth." Having four children, I know this song is false, but it does raise an interesting question, "What do these sports personalities want for Christmas?"
Terrell Owens: I wish I had spit cup on my helmet. Trying to get rid of my Copenhagen during the game is tough to do, especially with a player in front of you.
Tony Romo: Jessica Simpson under mistletoe, wrapped in a bow.
Allen Iverson: Sleep in, show up for work, make millions, ....wait, I already have that. I want my singing career to take off like Shaq's.
Peyton Manning: I wish I were Tom Brady.
Tony Dungy: I wish Peyton was Tom Brady.
Ricky Williams: I wish I had a Cannibas tree.
Isiah Thomas: I wish I had Laimbeer and Mahorn on my team again. Bill always new how to give a hard foul.
J.D. Drew: I just wish I had signed that contract in LA.
Bud Selig: All I want for Christmas is a positive steroid test on Barry before he breaks Aaron's record.
George Steinbrenner: I wish I could get Roger back with Andy.
Kobe: This game sure was a lot easier when I had Shaq on my team. I wish I were playing with Shaq again on Christmas, on the same team.
Edgerrin James: I wish I were a Colt again. Actually, I do wish I had my two front teeth.
Michelle Wie: I want to make a cut against the men so badly that I gave up playing college golf. Sure, I got into Stanford, but because I turned pro I am not eligible to have a normal college life like Tiger Woods had. Besides, competing against people my own age wouldn't be fair anyway. Everyone knows I am much better than they are and one of these days I will actually win a tournament and prove it. Until then, I am happy with my golf game because if I could just drive the ball better I might actually win a tournament. My game is not that far off.
That is about all I have for now, but feel free to add your Christmas Wish List below. Have a very merry Christmas to all!
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