All I Want For Christmas Is....Fox Blogger Style

    Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 08:56 AM EST [General]

    The old song goes, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."  Having four children, I know this song is false, but it does raise an interesting question, "What do these sports personalities want for Christmas?"

    Terrell Owens:  I wish I had spit cup on my helmet.  Trying to get rid of my Copenhagen during the game is tough to do, especially with a player in front of you.

    Tony Romo:  Jessica Simpson under mistletoe, wrapped in a bow.

     

    Allen Iverson:  Sleep in, show up for work, make millions, ....wait, I already have that.  I want my singing career to take off like Shaq's.

    Peyton Manning:  I wish I were Tom Brady.

    Tony Dungy:  I wish Peyton was Tom Brady.

    Ricky Williams:  I wish I had a Cannibas tree.

     

     Isiah Thomas:  I wish I had Laimbeer and Mahorn on my team again.  Bill always new how to give a hard foul.

    J.D. Drew:  I just wish I had signed that contract in LA.

     Bud Selig:  All I want for Christmas is a positive steroid test on Barry before he breaks Aaron's record.

     

     

    George Steinbrenner:  I wish I could get Roger back with Andy. 

     

    Kobe:  This game sure was a lot easier when I had Shaq on my team.  I wish I were playing with Shaq again on Christmas, on the same team.

    Edgerrin James:  I wish I were a Colt again. Actually, I do wish I had my two front teeth.

    Michelle Wie:  I want to make a cut against the men so badly that I gave up playing college golf.  Sure, I got into Stanford, but because I turned pro I am not eligible to have a normal college life like Tiger Woods had.  Besides, competing against people my own age wouldn't be fair anyway.  Everyone knows I am much better than they are and one of these days I will actually win a tournament and prove it.  Until then, I am happy with my golf game because if I could just drive the ball better I might actually win a tournament.  My game is not that far off.

     

    That is about all I have for now, but feel free to add your Christmas Wish List below.  Have a very merry Christmas to all!

     

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