Let me start off by saying that I appreciate beautiful women everywhere. (Florida Marlins' Mermaids above.)  Probably, I appreciate them way too much, but let's just say that God made the male eye to enjoy certain curvatures of nature and I have 20/20 male eyes.  And since I had Lasik surgery three years ago, I have been able to appreciate the Geometry of sports even better. With that said, do we really need cheerleaders at baseball games?  Has a new era dawned on our National Past Time?  Can sex save us from the Bud Selig induced steroid era of baseball?  Will cheerleaders become the norm when we are out to the old ballgame?  Will "hot" dogs have a new meaning when we go to see our favorite team manhandle another pitcher's balls?  I for one vote yes!

Baseball games have the middle of the inning which takes a few minutes as players switch sides and toss the ball around the horn.  Give us some nice looking ladies swinging their, umm, POM POMS, on the sidelines during those boring moments.  In fact, I am all for eliminating the bat boy and placing that sweet shaft of hickory in the hands of a lovely lady after each batter finishes his own mastery of the bat.  Seems to me most men would enjoy seeing these ladies in uniform pick up after their men and clean their bats for them as well. 

Adam Dunn is excited to see Cheerleaders at Reds Games, and so should you.  This may just catch on and take us to a new wave in cheerleading.  I have always been a fan of the Dallas Cowgirls and this year I was very pleased with the SeaGals and my hometown Charger Girls.  The NBA has cheerleaders as well.  Why can't our third sport and our National Past Time have cheerleaders too?  Everyone in favor of sexy, (I am not sure all of the MDX Crew fall into that category, but it's a start.) vote here!  The only requirement is that they look like the Marlins' Mermaids below and not like the Motley Crew.

SoCalSportsFan