Now I was thinking about a headline for this on the order of that old slogan during the OJ Simpson era: Miami has the oranges, but Buffalo has the 'Juice'!"

But I couldn't come up with anything quite so clever. Sorry about that. I'll just have to settle for the headline I used.

Now let's see: New England has Randy Moss, who, because of Bellichick, who wouldn't put up with Moss's old prima donna behavior, isn't quite the locker room talk these days, but still...

Miami has Joey Porter, who isn't a prima donna but a loudmouth. In fact, the closest the Dolphins have to a prima donna is Paul Soliai, a backup Defensive Tackle who probably won't make the 2009 roster. Neither Parcells nor Sparano will tolerate these types...but then again, what if Jason Taylor comes back? But Soliai?? Yeah, I know, Bills fans...you've never heard of him.

The New York Jets, who let go of Laveranues Coles and saw Brett Favre retire, don't have prima donna players, but Rex "the Jets will win the Super Bowl this year!" Ryan just might qualify if his new Ravens-like defense doesn't take hold in New York.

Well, I know how you all have felt left out what with all those whoop-tee-doo signings by the Jets on defense, Miami shoring up its offensive line and secondary with big-money FA signings, and that Pats Matt Cassel trade to KC for a 34th pick. You can stop being jealous now, because...

You Have Just Signed the Biggest
Prima Donna currently in the NFL...
Maybe Ever!

Good Luck, Bills, with Terrell Owens! Good luck, Dick Jauron, trying to control his "distractions," and Good Luck Bills Fans, when "number 81" breaks your hearts!