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Results for tag: Tiger Woods
Posted by:
slshusker
on Nov 27, 2009 at 12:49:37 PM
Q? Why do we get stuck with Detroit every year on Thanksgiving? A! Long ago, when velociraptors ran onto the field and ate NFL players during the game, THE Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys agreed to host Thanksgiving games. The sacrifice wasn't by the host teams, but all the support staff that skipped Thanksgiving with their families to put on the games. As a result, the NFL has had a gentleman's agreement(they exist?) to keep the Lions and Cowboys on Turkey Day. Q? Why do we STILL have to watch the Lions. They suck! A! That's the most popular question, so here's some more history. The Family League of America(FLA) loves the early game, hosted by the Lions. Detroit games are such a painful watch that families spend time actually TALKING with each other ...
Posted by:
slshusker
on Jul 17, 2009 at 12:10:15 AM
Ok, it's been a week of stupid. There are so many items. Josh Howard was elected to the All Star Game and he's been out for over a month. Wait, I thought only Yankees and Sawks players got that automatic election. Then Tiger Woods, ultimate media darling, recieved the ultimate reach-around from the 4-letter network...Tom Watson, who cares,doesn't get shown on tv cuz he's 59. Let's show every Woods shot into the bunker! WTF! We fans do care! Show us the leaders, dammit. Lance Armstrong had a flat tire and it wasn't a beer! That ain't news! My PC was infected and I was out of action for six days. That's news, unless my name is Obama and I can't chuck a baseball over the plate! ****! Let's have another election now. For the ump-teenth year, ... |