Since I don't sing, it seemed best to put some Irish into the song and let the words speak for themselves.

 There once was a team in Ann Arbor,

Who thought scheduling schmucks was safe harbor,

As coach said with chagrin,

While blood rolled down his chin,

I thought Division 1-AA s-uh-ucked!

...all rights reserved by slshusker press, pizissing off fans since 2006

Looking at the last 40 years, Michigan has done the least to keep their high reputation.  They have one Split National Championship to show for their work.

What moron scheduled the best team in 1AA as the first game of the year!   The best outcome would have been a win; the worst outcome is a career killer.  Congrats Lloyd, your team is now being discussed as taking the worst beatdown, ever, in Division 1-A.

Why didn't Michigan schedule an overrated loser, like Notre Dame as their first game!

It's time to deal with the true Satan, pre-season polls.  Anyone publishing a pre-season, football poll will be forced to watch the WNBA for 7 straight days!

This was just Week 1 of the season; we'll see many more upsets.   Remember, several years ago, the NCAA reset the scholarship limits, stopping the football factories from stocking up on players.  The Have Nots have risen and are able to step up and stomp on Goliath.

Calgon take me away.  I need a martini.