All you need to do is reply with your bid for my cheering services for 2007 and the full year for 2008(college football only).  Be creative, but not sick and twisted.  I'm not Deuce Bigelow!  No, I don't want a frickin' paperclip, like some dude used on eBay to trade up to a house, somewhere in Canada.  I recommend Bourbon or similar.  CHUX, I do not want any Golden Gate ditch weed!  That stuff stinks, in many ways.  Hint!  Bluegrasslady.  This is your chance to have me cheering on the BLUE.  The winner will be required to send me a t-shirt with your team's name splattered across it...in addition to your bid.

Understand, this is FOR RENT ONLY!!!

Yes, I will still cheer my team on, behind the scenes.  Yet, I realize my mojo has great value and can be used to support the team of another.  Burnt Orange fans need not reply.

This year, being filled with upsets, is particularly unstable for the College Football Fan(Non-Playoff Division).   You may not realize how badly you need my help as a Top Five fan.

"What!  Are you crazy.  You can't sell your soul for the next 1.5 college football seasons.  Only I can deal for souls, you fool!"

Relax, Spaz.  When's the last time you had a job, anyway!  This is a rental offer only.  Deal with it.  I am.  Booze or pills are not the answer.  The offer is to cheer for your team for the remainder of the 2007 College Football season and the full year 2008.  Operator standing by. 

This offer is in effect until I choose a winner or choose not to choose a winner, based on any bids.  Sole discretion of the winner is by me and only me.  No contract is expressed or implied by this offer.  Not valid in Guam, South Dakota or New York.  A chosen winner who does not reply to a winning confirmation is in default to the rights won and will have this noted on his/her Permanent Record.  Satan and I will choose the subsequent winner.  Winner will send me a football t-shrit for their team in addition to the winning bid.  Word to ya muthah!