Ok, Nebraska just spanked Kansas by 14 points and here are some miscellaneous musings! The Big XII(aka Big 12) is up in the air.

Texas may be the big dog, yet the conference championship is still up for grabs with KSU and Nebraska facing the evil T-sip, Texas Longhorns in the Big XII championship!

Sure, then Big XII is weak after UT, as they knock off each other, yet think of history. The T-sips still have to beat the North Champion.

Kansas State can man up and Nebraska has great D. Now, back to the thing that pisses me off!

The evil T-sips won't have a cake-walk in the conference championship since the officials aren't corrupt like the SEC!

2nd, What's up with NBA players being front runners! Le Brick and Chris Paul are suddenly wearing their NY Jankees hats!  Phu-ssies!

LeBrick and Chris Paul are hillarious front runners with their NY flat brimmer hats.

Maybe these fools should wear Laker hats!  How about a Celts hat!

What's next, wearing CCCP hats! Get a clue.

Kay Bailey Hutchinson is a Texas carpetbagger!

When she's not buying kids, like Madonna, she acts like she cares about Texas.

Die slowly, beyotch!

 

What's up with Utah @ TCU! This is on the CBSFB channel! This is like the Romper Room Channel. Sports Center is here today, but not showing da gam4! Is it because the former Buck-eyes QB is still crying because he's a total puh-ssee!

Romo chucked his first Williams pass at Roy's hands!

Does this end the stupid discussion for the week?

Ok, it's all meant to be fun and games with word play. Is Roy happy now? Is the fringe media happy?

Now back to the game before my Steel Reserve gets warm. Peace out as I check back in at the hizzy!

Whazzup wit dis site not accepting Carriage Returns!

Speaking of bad management, the Bungles need to hire Collinsworth as their new GM!  The man ain't Howie Long cute; he understands ballin'!  Put Cris in position to save the state of Ohio's man-card, puh-leeze!

 

Are you sick of the media's over hyping of everything Favre!

 I am. Apparently Favre is an NFL team, not a QB. Two years of Favre-A-Palooza has me puking in my steel toed boots, yet again.

Still, the media's short attention span translates into the balloon boy type of media we're stuck with! Short attention span and TMZ media rules the airwaves. Renaming Brett Favre Drive as the new Aaron Rodgers Drive is beyond TOTALLY G-a-a-y! Hey, will the KC Chefs suspend me for that! Let's play ball @ 3:15 Central now!

This Vikes fan is sick, tired, overwhelmed and disturbed by the overemphasis of this match up's importance.

I always respected Favre for his abilities, period.  Now, I cheer for a team that finally has a QB and am pleased to do so. Reality check: The PACK forced Favre's hand and had to .

We get it.

The Salary Cap forced Green Bay to tell Favre to retire.

Unfortunately, Favre wasn't ready. Aaron Rodgers was eating up CAP space. Another reality.

Favre was supposed to "ride into the sunset" because management wanted him to take a career nap. Sorry Charlie! Favre still has gas in the tank and isn't ready to retire.

We all wait for this game.

If I see Wendy Nix with another boring Favre report, I'll throw up in my mouth again...and hope she does a Playboy spread soon.

And now some shout-outs for stupidity!

ESPN gets the golden banana for hyping the availability of BOTH the Texas/Okie State and USC/Oregon games: Wrong, you scumbags!

ESPN blacked out the USC/Oregon game in north Texas! We were supposed to see the USC/Oregon game on the 2nd ESPN network. This was the best match up of the day, but NOOOOOOOOO! Nothing, nada, zip, zilch...just a blank screen. You SUK, ESPN!

This just in, Nebraska has no "O" on the field or spell-o-logically. If this team had an average offense, they'd be undefeated and would face the equally pathetic Iowa in the BCS Championship game.

Hey, the Big XII and Big Ten don't have refs throw games like the CBS-SEC conference! This just in...Oregon beat the family paying University of Spoiled Children. I wish I could have seen the game.

TCU waits in the short grass!

I'm through with Major League Baseball for 2009.

When the ALDS umpire ruled a Mauer ground rule double, a foul ball...even after hitting the left fielder's glove, and bouncing fair, I turned the HDTV off.

Emperor Bud Selig's response to this play and replay in general showed how little he cares about MLB or the fans. Bud isn't interested in any more replays. 

Getting the call right is what matters.  I don't care about "mistakes happen."  This is the playoffs and the place where monumental errors can/should be corrected.

MLB reacts slowly to the outcry of fans, that is, until an upper east coast team gets hosed.  Then the reaction is swift. 

If you're thinking about viewing the remaining playoffs/World Series, here's something to think about, if you don't have a dog in this fight:

2009 MLB Team Salary...per USA Today

$209,000,000  Yankees

$113,000,000  Phillies

$113,000,000  Los Angeles/Anaheim/Disney/Earth Angels

$110,000,000  Los Angeles Dodgers

Hmmm...who can I cheer against?  Let me think about this.  What statistic stands out and shows part of the reason MLB is a joke?

Hey, I can cheer for an East coast v. West coast World Series.

I love hearing 'those' Easties whine ,"I had to stay up late to watch a game.  Why don't they schedule these West coast games at times that are convenient for us!"  Why! Because your time zone ain't convenient for Cali fans you Nancy-boy!   Believe it or not, there are FOUR time zones in the lower 48 states.  Yours is not the only one that matters.  The networks want their ad revenue too! The blogs on this subject are always a delicious read.

FYI, the Twins' salary this year was 65,000,000

In a game that didn't matter...

In a conference that's as tough as a JV cheerleader squad's dentist's lawn guy...

In a matchup that was so 2008...

In the heavily favored Paterno stadium...

We the fans won when Iowa stood up and smacked Penn State in the mouth.

Thanks for saving ABC's tail with this matchup! Meanwhile, Purdue(not the chicken company in Texas) suddenly stood up and smacked the despised Notre Dump in the mouth

...until Purdue choked in the final minute.

So many millions of real men cheer for the NBC College Football Team to curl up and die! (Can Ray Lewis arrange for someone to do a drive by on Bob Costas and his chinchilla toupee, life will be better on Sunday Night Football.)

Hey don't even ask me about CBS commentator Vern Lundquist's flight from DFW to Birmingham (on Thursday) and how he tried to hit on the chick next to him in First Class. Nice try Gramps. Vern also whined about no WHITE WINE being available. Turn in your Man-Card, Nacy boy! (He was in Bama to do play-by-play on the Bama vs. Arkansas game) That's another story. Bad Vern! Bad! Now get off the couch!

Again, thank you Big Ten(Plus Penn State, that is...) for saving the weekend of College Football.

Now, if a voo-doo mamba can curse USC for the Reggie Bush family payoffs and make sure Tebow's elbow is f'd up for a couple weeks, I'll be happy. Knock Urban Meyer's smirk off his face, puh-leeze! What the heck are "consussion like symptoms on Tim Tebow! Tebow hit a lineman's knee when falling backwards. That looked like the cause of the consussion. When on the sidelines, Tebow puked, which is another concussion result. Keep the kid on the sideline for a couple weeks. I've had an astroturf concussion and I still remember that headache!

Damn, I just ran out of Kentucky bourbon! Back to you in the booth, guys!

And now, back to terrible REALITY TELEVISION and DANCING WITH THE EUNICHS!