What is it with Fantasy Sports!

I don't get it and never will.

PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU DUDES AND DUDETTES DIG ON FANTASY LEAGUES, please.  I really want to know.  The "leagues" seem to ruin enjoying the game.  Last fall, an Indy fan cheered against Peyton Manning because of his drafted players!  WTF!!!  This guy was counseled out of  fantasy leagues by his friends and family.  For some, these fantasy leagues are like crack.  I don't get why and never will.

Most of us have 200 channels on the boob tube(23 of which are worth any viewing!) and our minds have the attention span of Sig Eps at a Chi Omega lingerie party(that's boys at a girls party...)

My friends try to force me into their annual NFL Fantasy Draft.  Each year I say, "Hell no, you tards.  I like beer and  babes, not your calling each other to trade a QB that's under performing, according to estimates."  I end up being the draft official/Ombudsman(adult word for Arbiter) and peacemaker.

Fantasy sports are beyond fake!  It's worse than the WWE. 

What clicked in your brain that made you dig on FANTASY SPORTS.

I need to understand why Fantasy Sports are loved.

Yeah, you can rag on me, but I'll give you this...I dig on televised poker.  That's the equivalent of liking Fantasy Sports.  C'mon World Series of Poker,  get here now.  Then again, the next time I hear someone call Phil Ivey the Tiger Woods of Poker, I'll go to Vegas and strangle the announcer.

"Yeah, I'll trade you Phil Helmuth for Doyle Brunson and Johnny Chan...sweet."