Ok, it's been a week of stupid.

There are so many items.

Josh Howard was elected to the All Star Game and he's been out for over a month.  Wait, I thought only Yankees and Sawks players got that automatic election.

Then Tiger Woods, ultimate media darling, recieved the ultimate reach-around from the 4-letter network...Tom Watson, who cares,doesn't get shown on tv cuz he's 59. Let's show every Woods shot into the bunker!  WTF!  We fans do care!  Show us the leaders, dammit.

Lance Armstrong had a flat tire and it wasn't a beer!  That ain't news!

My PC was infected and I was out of action for six days.  That's news, unless my name is Obama and I can't chuck a baseball over the plate!  ****!  Let's have another election now.

For the ump-teenth year, the NL lost the All Star game!  Shocking, unless you actually give Bud credit for helping make the game matter.  AL wins home field in the World Series!

Bobbie Bowden, please shaddup!  FSU has institutional control issues.  Give em the Death Penalty!   The entire Freshman class cheated on Music Masterpieces.

The USA Network has almost wrapped up the first half of Burn Notice!  Hey, they deserve credit.

T.O. opened his mouth again, this time to Ryan Seacrest(spelling)l, insert your own joke.

The British Open is captivating the males of the world this weekend, so ladies, go buy some lingerie and flout it after 2pm ET and you guy will buy you a new hutch.  I promise, or my name ain't Ethan Allen.

This just in Brett Favre just farted.  Story to follow at 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, etc. on Warts Center!