Last night I was talked into watching an 'exciting' Big Ten(they can't count) basketball game.  This game featured the same drama as a trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Can anyone that saw the game remember a more poorly played college  basketball game. 

Look at these stats:

Final Score- PSU 38  ILL 33       This set an ILL home game low total score record.  If not for some garbage free throws, the total would have been below 70 points.

Shooting - PSU .283 (13-46)   ILL .300 (15-50)

Free throws - PSU 9/11   NO ILL Free throws    This was a Vegas fix.

To put this in perspective, the Dallas Mavericks scored 40 in the third period on the same night Illinois scored 33 in the game.  I watched both games, so I'm still 'basketballically' confused.

I am dumber for having watched the terrible game.  My brain is smaller and I'm suddenly feeling like calling a talk radio station to discuss anything, especially the NFL franchise tag or bass fishing.

To bring myself back to reality, I'll read some quality thoughts from Hanahan, JokersWild or the recent parolee, B&O.