It's getting weird out there!  Lies, drugs, arrests...and that's just cheerleaders.

Why sports is tanking in front of the fans:

1-A Cleveland Cavs dancer fell and hurt HIS face during a dance routine and it made national news.  WTF!  More alarming is that Cleveland has dude dancers.  God will send locusts next.

2-Isiah "Zeke" Thomas appears to have accidentally overdosed on sleeping pills; when questioned, Zeke threw his daughter under the bus, stating medical attention at his home was a result of an 'event' at her school.  The school denies any event occurred.  The po-po chief has stated that Zeke is full of shard.  We already knew that, chief.

3-At least EIGHT NFL players have failed drug tests in the most recent round.  It seems that masking agents, known as diuretics / water pills, were used to hide the doping.  Shocking!  NFL players keep getting bigger, so the drugs must still be in 'em.  Look for  bunch of four-game suspensions and terrible news conferences called by sleazy lawyers.  This will impact the playoff hunt. 

4-No NBA players have been arrested this week.  24 hours left, guys! 

5-Michael "dog-killer" Vick is attempting to plead guilty to state dog fighting charges.  Why?  To get an earlier release from jail.  Huh?  Don't the guilty get jail time?  I suppose he wants to use concurrent sentencing and use his Get Out Of Jail Card because he's an ath-a-lete.

6-The Baylor Bears football team is actually good for terrible team.

7-USC vaulted up the BCS rankings, even though they took a beat down from Oregon State, an unranked team.  What about the good unbeaten teams that were ranked lower?  Bueller, Bueller?

8-Someone named Colt is the new media darling for the Heisman.  What kind of parent gives a kid a dog's name?  The Heisman favorite seems to change as the contending teams lose.

9-Fox writer Lisa Horne has not been heard from or seen in several days.  This must mean sports no longer matter or exist.  Then again, she could be in Anaheim, waiting for Los Angeles Angels MLB World Series tickets.

10-The NHL season began and the media doesn't know it.

That's my time.  I'm off for a Tex-Mex dinner.

Enjoy Lisa H and Up With People.