Well, here we are again. Sitting in front of our computers wondering what will be spewed forth by Seabass. Hell, even I am wondering what idiotic nonsense will come forth from me. Well, first I want to jinks myself by saying this Satuday should be very cut and dry with easy picks abound with the exception of one game. Don't ask me what game that is because if you don't know then your stupid. That seems like a good enough prelude. On to the predictions!!!
Illinois @ Wisconsin
Illinois is fresh off a super hot win. Yeah, over Indiana woopie. Not to be harsh but Indiana is no where near the Indiana of last year. Illinois should be proud of the win but this should not turn into over-confidence. Matched up against a Wisconsin that has there backs to the wall this could be bad news for Illinois. We have seen how Illinois reacts to playing a physical team. They tend to fold their tents and head home with a loss. Minnesota proved that. If Illinois could be more physical on their front lines they could soon find themselves being considered one of the elite powers in the Big Ten. As of right now they are still just an upstart.
Notable Quote- "I guess they just forgot about me." -- WR Arrelious Benn's theory in the Daily Herald as to why he was able to catch seven passes for 130 yards, most of them while wide-open. There is no way anyone could forget about you Benn. Indiana just imploded on defense.
Wisconsin has now lost 4 in a row. After the Michigan loss the wheels fell of this wagon and now the horses are running wild. I don't know what the hell that means but this team is in dire straits. Everything is being flushed down the toilet. Gameplans, starting QB's are being switched, talk of students wanting the coach fired, and just in general a lot of turmoil. Coach B should have just stuck with his original starting QB, kept to his gameplan and tried to show no signs of being rattled. Well, it's to late for that. Wisconsin is a wounded sailor in the water with the sharks circling them. They could bounce back and gain some confidence with a win over Illinois but from what I have seen and the news I keep reading it just isn't going to happen.
Notable Quote- "We've just got to turn it around. Losing four games in a row is just not acceptable." -- Wisconsin junior quarterback Dustin Sherer in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Can I get a 55 gallon drum of DUH!!!
Illinois 31 Wisconsin 21 Actual Score : Illinois 17 Wisconsin 27
I was wondering when the old Wisconsin would show up and I really thought it would be in one more week. It's good to see them playing decently but Illinois has never been a physical. Illinois is more finesse than anything else and in this case just couldn't get it done.
Northwestern @ Indiana
Northwestern is white hot. Finally ranked in the top 25 in I don't know how many years. The team is playing well on both sides of the ball as evidenced in last week's win. Northwestern this week goes up against Indiana and the way IU has been playing this should be a layup for the Wildcats. No offense Hoosier fans. The only thing that worries me is that Northwesten's biggest win is against Iowa and that was when Iowa was struggling. Some of their other wins were against Syracuse, Duke, and well Purdue. Those teams are not so great but go ahead and add Indiana to that list.
Notable Quote- "The buzz here on campus, there's something special going on on campus." -- Northwestern coach (and alum) Pat Fitzgerald in the Chicago Tribune. What are you guys holding the International Special Olympics?
Indiana yeah um Indiana uhh uhh. Damn I got writer's block. Give me a few minutes I'll be back. I'm sorry I couldn't find anything good to write about you guys. So instead of being a jerk like I was last year to Minnesota I will just let you guys off the hook. If you guys can keep this game close I will come up with something nice next weekend. But I am still doing my notable quote. Your not getting off that easy.
Notable Quote- "I don't think that's fair at all. The players are the ones who are playing the game and the coaches are putting us in a position to make plays. It's just a matter of us making plays. We're out there playing. ... We need to go out there and play with more confidence. I don't think there's just one thing. I think it's a host of things." -- QB Ben Chappell on the criticisms that have been aimed at IU's football coaches in recent weeks. Well, obviously there is something wrong with this team.
Northwestern 27 Indiana 9 Actual Score : Northwestern 19 Indiana 21
Well what can I say. I drank from the kool-aid and got poisoned. Bleh NW should have been able to easily handle a down and out Indiana but go figure they just kept letting IU hang around and eventually IU came up with the win.
Minnesota @ Purdue
Minnesota is also looking really good this whole season. We can't say it enough they are the surprise team. Yes, they got manhandled by OSU but they have handled their business very well in every game. They are coming off a bye week and they should be prepared for Purdue. I mean hey any team that has two weeks to prepare for another team should win. With a win over Purdue this week they will continue to move up in the top 25. This team is looking good on both sides of the ball but better yet in the turnover battle. Purdue likes to turn the ball over so this should be an easy win for Minnesota.
Notable Quote- "That was probably the funnest five minutes I've ever had to play in football. Nothing like it." -- DE Willie VanDeSteeg, to the Star Tribune, on the tumultuous ending to the Gophers' upset. Yeah, there is nothing more fun than almost losing in the closing minutes of a game. Are you mental?
Purdue well yeah you and Indiana are like twin brothers. The only difference is I don't think your head coach gives a shit what happens from here on out. He is just worried about his house being finished in Wyoming. This will be one of the darkest seasons in Purdue history. Good bye "cradle of quarterbacks".
Notable Quote- "If they don't have consistency at quarterback, and I'm being real consistent, I think they have to start looking at me for some answers and giving me the ball and let me carry the team, instead of keep putting it in Painter's hands." -- running back Kory Sheets. Hey, that's actually not a bad idea.
Minnesota 37 Purdue 29 Actual Score : Minnesota 17 Purdue 6
Well, at least this kool-aid wasn't poinsoned. Minnesota came out and showed they can win the close ones. Purdue is going to just continue to slide down to the bottom of the Big Ten and will probably be there for a few years before they get their shit back together. Great win for Minnesota.
Michigan State @ Michigan
Michigan State looked abysmal last week. To be honest with you I think the Spartans knew how big of a game that was and just came out really stiff. Well, with that big loss the monkey is off their back. They won't come out stiff. They already blew their chance to be Big Ten champions so the rest of the season they will play loose with no expectations placed on them other than going to a bowl game and they have already secured that. I see a big game out of MSU. Ringer will be pissed that he was held to sixty something yards and will run wild on Michigan.
Notable Quote- "Someone asked me before the game what my biggest fear was, and it was that they would click. Ohio State beat our tails in." -- defensive coordinator Pat Narduzzi, on OSU's Terrelle Pryor and Beanie Wells, who combined for 212 rushing yards. Really, that was your biggest fear? My biggest fear is that an asteroid will strike the earth before I finish this blog. Well, to each his own I guess.
Michigan played like Michigan for about 17 minutes last week. That just isn't going to cut it. Michigan might again have Sparty's number but I really don't think so. Sparty got exposed by OSU and I guarantee Dantonio will have his team ready. RR has proven week in and week out that he makes poor decisions during games. Those poor decisions were usually covered up in WV because of the talent level of his recruits. Yes, I said it. Michigan is lacking in talent but only in the sense for this style of program that RR is implementing. One other thing people don't realize is Coach Carr left the cupboards bare. He knew he didn't have anyone coming back in and what a perfect time to retire. He (Carr) has made himself look like a genius. If Carr really loved Michigan he would have helped RR bring in the recruits he needed to start off successfully. Instead he left and washed his hands of the program. In part you can thank the fans for Carr doing this. Towards the end of his career everyone wanted him gone and now a lot of people want him back. Lloyd Carr has achieved the ultimate victory. I wonder if Syracuse will treat Carr like Michigan did.
Notable Quote- "Heck, JoePa's had 43 years to build his program. He's done a darn good job. I've had nine months." -- coach Rich Rodriguez. Well, I guess this quote is better than Lou Holtz' on RR. LMAO.
Michigan State 23 Michigan 20 Actual Score : Michigan State 35 Michigan 21
This was the year to do it. For the little brother to kick his big brother's front teath in. From what I was watching it seemed to be a hard fought game but towards the end Michigan State just wanted it more. Gone are the days of starting off the season 4-0 only to end up 6-6. Michigan, well, there is always next year.
Penn State @ Ohio State
Penn State just keeps on trucking. Their offense is at the top in many categories as is their defense. Will they show up flat like in the first half at Michigan or will they show up early like they did against Wisconsin. I don't think it will be either. This will be their toughest test of the season and it's an away game. This doesn't bode well for PSU. They are notoriously bad on the road in years past. I am looking for a reason for them to lose this game but I really don't see one. From top to bottom they are solid through and through. Well, I decided to take a closer look at the teams they have played. They are a combined 21-35 with only two teams having a winning record which is Illinois at 4-3 and Oregon State at 4-3(but with a win over USC). Thanks Malachyte. Hmm. Interesting.
Notable Quote- "You can run him between the tackles all game, and then all of a sudden, he'll break off a 50, 60, 70-yard run. It's just incredible." -- Penn State offensive guard Rich Ohrnberger, on tailback Evan Royster. I guess we will just have to see how he does against a good opponent.
Ohio State is coming off a monster win and hopefully won't let it go to their heads. OSU matches up really good against Penn State. The defense is clicking and holding down the running and passing game. Finally the coaches let the talent on the team play the way they want to. The real question is will they come out the same way against PSU or will they turtle up and play conservative. If that happens it's game over for OSU. If they let them spread their wings and fly like wild men it's all over for PSU. I have been trying to find a reason for OSU to win this game but the odds are really against them. The only thing in OSU's favor is that they are at home, it's a night game, Terrelle Pryor and Beanie Wells seem like they can just will games to be won, PSU hasn't won at the 'Shoe since joining the Big Ten, and OSU is the fly in the BCS ointment as usual. Wow, ultra tough decision. This game really depends on which two teams show up.
Notable Quote- "People don't know me and people don't know what I can do. Everyone thinks that I'm overrated -- wait and see. The time will come and you'll find out." -- Terrelle Pryor. This is a scary statement. Is he saying he is better than what he played last week?
Penn State 25 Ohio State 27 Actual Score : Penn State 13 Ohio State 6
If there was not better game on t.v. this weekend than these two teams smashing the shit out of each other. Some people get into the high scoring back and forth crap but not me. There is nothing better than watching two great defenses go toe to toe and see which one flinches. Well, technically neither defense flinched. It's hard to stop a team with momentum coming off of a fumble recovered at your on 30 yard line. This was the difference. I would have to say that the way both teams were playing if that fumble doesn't occur OSU wins. Obviously it did happen and still Terrelle Pryor and the Bucks almost went back down the field which would have tied it. Penn State should now go undefeated on the season but it won't be easy. I for oe will be cheering for Penn State to carry the Big Ten banner to the NCG and win it.
I am leaving the PSU/OSU game blank for now. I need to do more research. Well, I will come back for a better closing statement. Until then enjoy the music. If you don't like it just mute it. What can i say I am a metal head at heart. Hey, Nobody's perfect. We all have our Persian flaws. No, I am not Persian.
I consulted the Magic 8 Ball for the answer to the Penn State/Ohio State question.
Q. Will Ohio State beat Penn State? A. Yes.
Q. Will the score be Penn State 25 Ohio State 27? A. Yes.

Who can argue with the Magic 8 Ball? I sure as hell won't. There were a shitload of answers but only those 2 were relevent to the task at hand. Don't ask me what the other questions were. You will be scarred for life.
Ooops, I almost forgot to boast about going 6-0 last week. This puts my record at 51-12. I don't know how to do percentages but that looks like it would be pretty damn good.
Never again will I trust in the magic 8 ball. I should have gone with my gut and I would have ended the day at 3-2 but instead I ended with a terrible 2-3. Oh well fuck em if they can't take a joke. Whatever that means. Overall record of 53-15 still isn't too bad. Next week I will shoot to be perfect again. Sorry, I wasn't able to update right away it seems my health has taken a turn for the worse but I did see the doctor and I should be ok but I will just be extra tired for the next couple weeks. I hope the update turned out ok as I am drugged up prety good. Laters all. Go BIG TEN!