Florida quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow had surgery on his throwing shoulder on Monday.
On Tuesday, Tim Tebow developed a cure for cancer.
Tim Tebow single-handedly solved hunger in Africa by hunting and killing elk and moose in Canada.
Tim Tebow put 50,000 pounds of elk and moose meat on his back and swam across the Atlantic Ocean to deliver it to starving families in Somalia.
While there, Tim Tebow eliminated the AIDS crisis entirely.
On Thursday, Tebow shocked the nation by announcing he will skip his senior season at Florida. Tebow announced that he will go straight to heaven. God, reportedly, wanted to freshen up his Heaven State football team with its new spread offense and felt Tebow would be a perfect candidate to run the show.
Moses, offense coordinator for the Fighting Angels, said Tebow would be the starter right away. Within minutes, 1,000,000 replica jerseys of Tebow's number 3:16 were sold on the internet.
Tim Tebow then went to Israel and solved the ongoing conflict in the region in what is called "The Tebow Treaty".
Tim Tebow returned home to American and created 10 million jobs, eliminated the national debt overnight, while stocks on Tebow Street went up over 15,000 points.
Incoming President Barack Obama will rename the White House the Tebow House in his honor.
We know the drill. Tebow is a great kid, well worthy of every accolade we place on his young shoulders when we talk about his prowess on the gridiron. Tebow may be the best college football player of all-time when his career at Florida comes to a close in a likely BCS bowl in 2010.
In the press conference after the Ole Miss loss at home, Tebow was very emotional and straight to the point. He apologized for Florida's play and promised his Gators would try as hard as possible to make up for it.
Not only did Tebow's words speak volumes and made for a spine-tingling sound bite, Tebow went out and backed it up by leading his team to its second national title in three seasons.
You can dump on Tebow all you want. Tebow is a good kid and for as often as sports fans like to dump all over the Pacman Joneses of the world, here is a kid that does all the right things and probably deserves to be the feel good story when we like to concentrate on so many negatives.
Tebow willed Florida to the college football promise land. Sure, Tebow had help. But undoubtedly, Tebow was the leader of the pack. Tebow's exuberance is there for the world to see. When the Gators needed guts, Tebow delivered the glory.
He plays with a fire and passion you would be hard-pressed to find in others. Tebow has another gear-as if God himself has placed his hand on Tebow to lead-for others to follow.
Tebow might not have done all the aforementioned things above like cure cancer, but the anti-Tebow criticism gets old in a hurry.
If Tebow was out on Saturday nights robbing gas stations in Gainesville, we would be all over Tebow for doing the wrong things. Instead of that Tebow is attempting to make the world a better place than he found it, yet sports fans want to dump on him for that too.
Not sure if sports fans can sit through another Tebow without wanting to punch a hole into a wall because we get tired of hearing about him being a great citizen. But these are the same fans that complain we spend too much time talking about Pacman Jones.
On the eighth day, Tim Tebow rested.
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