Actually, you pay for shipping and I'll give it to you for free.

Items include a nice red polo style shirt with #19 on the chest pocket! A pretty red #19 hat! Gorgeous gray/red #19 T-shirt! Two #19 coosies for your canned beverages of choice (I can confirm that Miller Lites fit extremely well). But hurry! I want this crap gone, and if this stuff sticks around too long, I swear I'll hire that Billy Mays dude to hawk it on prime-time TV.... 

Actually, nevermind, the effort just ain't worth it. My only effort will be hauling this junk to the dumpster.

So where's my boy going to wind up? As of this writing, I believe GEM and Petty have merged, correct? But my gut tells me they will only run three teams. Then again, my gut once told me that I had a shot to sleep with that Jenny chick in my history class freshman year in college and that didn't quite work out either. In other words, my gut has led me astray before, so maybe GEM (now is it GPE? GPM? PGM? PMS? Forget that last one....) will run a fourth and E-Sad will still have a ride....

Maybe he'll drive the #41, but what if Bobby Labonte wants that ride? (Though I hope E-Sad doesn't wind up there, I'd hate to see him in a Chevy...) So that organization apparently is "Earnhardt-Ganassi Racing with Felix Sabates." EGRFS? Just rolls off the tongue doesn't it....

#77? Good fit to me. Still in a Dodge, and heck, Penske's actually a step up from GEM in my opinion. And Penske is still just called Penske, right?

My vote? Let's be a REAL underdog and go back to the Wood Bros #21! If that organization still exists much longer, which certainly seems doubtful the way this sport is going...

Likely destination? The attic above Hermie's garage. Maybe Hermie can get him a gig on TV! Or he could follow Rusty's lead and do incredibly lame ads for 13-hour energy shots!!

Sad days here in E-Sad Nation. Me and the two other guys are going to saddle up the bandwagon and go out to drown our sorrows. Wish our boy luck....a few of those empty seats you'll see next season will be us....