Watching a guy that looks like John Clayton, get paid to be ESPN's #1 expert and aficionado for the most macho sport in America.

Mel Kiper Jr.'s Spaceballs helmet hairdo.

 

Skip Bayless moving his mouth.

 

 

Listening to A.J. Pierzynski sing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'"

 

Celebrities butchering the national anthem.

 

The man breasts of Charlie Weis and Bill Parcells (among others).

 

Female body builders with no breasts.

 

Men in speedos.

 

Sumo Wrestlers, AKA... fat guys in thongs.

 

Midget wrestlers.

 

Jockeys smaller than my 2nd grader.

 

Female basketball players taller than Shaq.

 

The mugs of Tyrone Hill and Gorgeous Gheorge Muresan.

 

Segments about basketball player Doug Christie and his crazy wife Jackie.

 

                           Or

 

Jason Kidd and his wife (ex?) YoMama (Joumana) for that matter.

 

Johnny Damon, ex-Red Sox savior and Jesus lookalike, on the Yankees.

 

The Jets playing home games at Giants Stadium.

 

Giants Stadium being in New Jersey.

 

An old, jump suit wearing Al Davis, looking all Beetlejuiced up.

 

That blue turf at Boise State's football stadium.

 

The BCS.

 

6,356 Bowl Games but still no college football playoff.

 

Team USA "futbol" perennially coming up short in the World Cup.

 

 

An aging David Beckham making over a quarter billion dollars to play in MLS.

 

Soccer riots.

 

Sports brawls.

 

Rich professional athletes who break the law---repeatedly.

 

After all, it's not just fun and games but it's supposed to be.