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    A Rule Is A Rule--Somtimes.

    Thursday, October 25, 2007, 11:53 PM EST [General]

    (Subtitle: Palaver (noun) a: idle talk b: misleading or beguiling speech)

     

    NBA Commissioner David Stern used the above word in an interview with Dan Patrick last spring. It was used as he was referring to all of the backlash over the Suns-Spurs series and the "palaver" being bandied about regarding the suspension of two Suns, while a similar violation committed by the Spurs in the same game went unpunished.  When Patrick confronted him with it, (prompting the use of the "P word") Stern's arrogance and defensiveness instinctively kicked in. Not to his discredit though, as apparently he can't react any other way.  After all, we all know his officials are the most knowledgeable, most well-trained, and most competent in all of sports. If you don't believe me, just ask him. And to those who thought his opinion may be muffled a bit after the Tim Donaghy disaster, think again. It's almost as if it had never happened. Donaghy was a "rogue, isolated criminal" according to Stern in his late June press conference. Sure he was. And you, Mr. Stern, are a top-notch commish, despite all the palaver that you deflect. Well, you're no Bud Selig, but you're well on your way.

     

    Chris Sheridan wrote earlier today, (Quoting Stern here) "Technically, it turns out every single current NBA referee has gambled in some form, after all -- although none of them are going to be punished for it. And, strange as it may seem, those very same referees will now be permitted to gamble in a multitude of ways."

     

    That can do nothing but help the game, right Mr. Stern? Who doesn't want refs gambling? (Public Service Announcement: Are you an NBA official who's tired of those annoying phone calls saying "When are you going to pay up, punk?" Call 1-800-DONAGHY. We'll handle any case, no matter how big or small. Stern & Co. We'll go to bat for you. We're so sure we'll come out ahead, we'll bet on it).

     

    Sheridan continues, "Stern said an internal review had found that all [ALL? So you admit it and still choose to do nothing??] of the league's 56 referees violated the contractual prohibition against engaging in gambling, with more than half of them admitting to placing wagers in casinos. But Stern said none of the violations was major, and no referees had admitted to wagering in a sports book or with a bookie.

     

    ' "Our ban on gambling is absolute, and in my view it is too absolute, too harsh and was not particularly well-enforced over the years," ' Stern said. ' "We're going to come up with a new set of rules that make sense." '

     

    Uh, folks, if that ain't "palaver," I don't know what is. Or dare I say absolute palaver? And did an official leave the general vicinity of the blackjack table during a hand? After all, a rule is a rule . . .

     

    But wait, it gets better, in the same article from Sheridan. "It's too easy to issue rules that are on their faith violated by $5 Nassau, sitting at a poker table, buying a lottery ticket and then we can move along," Stern said. "And by the time I got through and I determined going into a casino isn't a capital offense ... I'm the CEO of the NBA and I'll take responsibility."

     

    No, you won't. That's obvious, you arrogant no-mind. And no matter how often

     

    you try to convince us otherwise, we're not buying it. Just like we haven't

    bought your assertion, or should I say insistence, regarding your stellar

    officiating crew. What they did on the court has always been there for all the

     

    world to see. Obviously, what they do off the court doesn't really matter either.

     

    And neither do these rules you speak of. The fact of the matter is, Mr. Stern, is

     

    that your employees broke your rule, and you are doing nothing about it.

    Responsibility? Sounds like more palaver from you if you ask me. But I wouldn't

    ask me if I were you.

     

    Mr. Stern will be at The Improv all week. Don't forget to tip your bartenders and

     

    waitresses.

     

    Thanks for taking the time to read my palaver.

    (And for even more intriguing prose on related topics, see my post from 06/27/07, entitled "David Stern, Teflon No More.)

    Source of the Sheridan article: espn.com

     

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    Sun Devils Roll, But Announce Temporary Shutdown

    Sunday, October 14, 2007, 12:59 AM EST [General]

    TEMPE, AZ.- Following Arizona State's 44-20 victory over the Washington Huskies, Sun Devil athletic director Lisa Love made a somber announcement at the post game press conference. The win pushed Arizona State to 7-0 on the season and 4-0 in the Pac-10. And their ranking, 14th coming into the contest and a possible top 10 ranking next week, gives Sun Devil football a lot of momentum. However, the feel-good moment was short lived. Love solemnly disclosed that the Sun Devil football program would be shut down for a week, and would not re-open until two weeks from tonight, on October 27th against the Bears of Cal. Love cited necessary maintenance to the team bandwagon for the decision.

    "With all that's gone on this season, such as several highly-touted teams losing, both in the conference and nationally, we-well, actually I, it was my decision-decided it was time to prepare the Sun Devil bandwagon for the road ahead. These preparations will include an oil change, new tires, replacing the shocks, spark plugs, and just a full maintenance inspection in general. Any areas of concern will be addressed and rectified." In addition, the seating area on the bus is to be renovated to accommodate approximately 5,000 more fans according to Sparky, who commented on the condition that he not be identified.

    "We just felt that the time is now to ensure that there will be no glitches as we head to the home stretch. It's unfortunate, and it is with great regret that I am announcing that our game against Bye next week will be canceled. Please note that this is being done with the sole intention of ensuring that those who already use the bus and those who will use it the remainder of the season will be able to do so in the utmost comfort. It's the fans we care about, and we will always keep their best interests at the forefront of what we do here in Tempe."

    Following the Sun Devils 523 yards of total offense against the Huskies, including 296 yards on the ground, the momentum is certainly in their favor. Add to this the fact that they find themselves the lone unbeaten team in the Pac-10 conference, and Love's decision seems to be a wise one, though unprecedented.

    "Our game against the Cal Bears at Sun Devil Stadium on the 27th of this month will be played as scheduled," Love continued, "and I guarantee you that the bandwagon will be back better than ever at that time. We are simply trying to be proactive in this matter. If it fails to work out, I will take full responsibility. Well, along with my advisor of course, Rick O." Oddly, Love had a look of satisfaction while answering subsequent questions and upon making her way out of the press conference.

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    This Is Damage Control To Major Shawn. You've Really Made The Grade . . .

    Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 12:47 AM EST [General]

    {Or, for those of you not familiar with the David Bowie number, I'll translate the title: "Moving Marion Would Mark Beginning of End for Suns"}

     

    The Phoenix Suns' 2007-08 marketing campaign carries a heavy dose of the phrase "Planet Orange," though it was unsure as this went to press whether the team was referring to one of the Suns' colors, along with purple, or the area's lucrative citrus yield. Suns forward extraordinaire Shawn Marion made it public recently that he would like to be traded, citing a weariness of being mentioned in trade rumors during the last few off-seasons. Contrary to popular opinion, there's not always fire where there's smoke, but to think the team hasn't at least had a serious discussion or two on the matter would be na

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    Enough With The Bonds Bashing Already

    Tuesday, August 7, 2007, 11:22 PM EST [General]

    Let's get something straight here, folks. For those who don't remember, Mr. Bud Selig was in command during the '94 strike, the subsuquent home run explosion of Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa in '98, and everything since. Blame Barry if you must, but the fact of the matter is that Selig and his cronies allowed all of this to go on. And in a fitting display, Selig had his hands in his pockets when Bonds hit #755. No one should be surprised by this. It's the same place his hands were when all of this started. Same s***, different year.

    Glad you a-holes ran Faye Vincent out of office.

    How does that egg taste, Bud? Get used to it. There's lots more where that came from.

     

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    David Stern: Teflon No More.

    Friday, July 27, 2007, 01:03 AM EST [General]

    In the past week, we were hit with another perfect example of why Pete Rose has yet to sniff Cooperstown. Depending on our allegiances, we sports fans will put up with just about anything. Michael Vick still has his supporters, as do Pacman Jones and Barry Bonds. But blindside the American public with a revelation that the playing field wasn't level, and that we were fooled in the process? Different story, indeed. When we learn that we put stock into a competition where the outcome may have been unduly and unnecessarily influenced, we don't take it too well. Once a shred of credibility is attached to a falsified outcome, conspiracy theories run amok. Whether it's a fixed game or the JFK assassination, they are there, although most are simply too far-fetched, too over the top, or can be made to sound far too convenient. What fueled the fire of the problem, of course, is that doubt was created in the first place.

     

     At his recent press conference regarding Tim Donaghy, David Stern appeared as we'd never seen him before; a defendant painted into a corner on the witness stand, rather than the confident-some would say over confident-head of the NBA. Stern has been lauded often for his achievements as commissioner, though one has to wonder how difficult it must have been to take over a league that had already had the kick-start of a lifetime courtesy of Magic Johnson and Larry Bird, who were entering their prime, and was about to add a soon-to-be-superstar named Michael Jordan in Stern's first season.

     

     Critics of Stern would cite things such as a sometimes arrogant and condescending manner, (witness his interview with Dan Patrick on ESPN radio during the Suns-Spurs series, which, in a classic bit of irony, came roughly a week after Donaghy officiated game three), his staunch position that his officials were the most well-trained, best qualified, and most highly monitored in all of sports, and his tendency to sound as though he was lecturing us feeble-minded basketball fans. And those critics wouldn't be too far off on any of these.

     

     Without a doubt, NBA basketball is the most difficult to officiate of all the major team sports. Nearly every call, from traveling to three seconds to almost every foul, is a judgment call, and being an NBA referee is an unenviable task indeed. However, Stern's unconditional defense, or should I say outright praise, of his referees in the past has grated on many. Especially since the product on the floor has not measured up, in the opinion of the vast majority of fans. And when one takes into consideration his decisions regarding the situations of some of his officials in recent history, i.e., the cash-for-first-class-tickets and some bouts with tax evasion, his track record suddenly becomes very ordinary. I'm all for giving folks a second chance, but since Stern tried to convince us ad nauseum that his league's standards were much higher, one has no choice but to come to the conclusion that Stern did not meet his own verbalized standards. On the credibility scoreboard, he needs a slump-buster.

     

     Stern said in his press conference, "I feel betrayed by what happened on behalf of the sport, regardless of how protective I've been." Two observations come to mind. First, at least he admitted he's been protective. We all knew it, and he's now acknowledging it. That's a start. Secondly, he is not the only one who feels betrayed. NBA fans do too. And when all is said and done, we are the ones who dictate the success of his league. With the finals ratings spiraling downward, Mr. Stern cannot afford to misstep on this one. Since some cynics will say, for example, that Mr. Stern is more of the problem rather than the solution, since it may come out and be verified that Donaghy had prior gambling issues that the league knew about, Stern is now in a zero tolerance position.

     

     Stern's new ball didn't work out very well. Neither did his own zero tolerance answer to players, coaches and in some cases owners, who complained about the quality of officiating, only to have Stern respond with quicker technical fouls being called and even stiffer fines for the critics. His "best officials in all of sports" never were, and it was downright laughable that he consistently preached otherwise. Mr. Stern is living in our world now, his attention diverted towards trying to figure out how to fix a game that once was great, (and that a great game was only once fixed?), rather than trying to convince us that all is well, and how dare we infer otherwise. And if the trade off is his paying less attention to what his players wear off the court and more to the legitimacy of the game on the court, I will gladly take it. If another trade off is the ceasing of his convoluted view of the quality of officiating for a consistent, unbiased application of the rule book, I'll take that too. In a heartbeat. It's what we've all been yearning for all along.

     

     We may learn down the road that the problem runs deeper than "A rogue, isolated criminal," as Stern said in reference to Donaghy in the press conference. He also said that it was limited to only one, as far as he knew. But a couple months ago he would have STERN-ly admonished us for implying that there was even one doing it. For the sake of you and the league, Mr. Stern, I certainly hope you're right this time. The ball--the classic leather version hopefully--is in your court. Now tap into those millions of dollars in fines you've collected and address an upgrade in officiating. It's unfortunate it's taken this dilemma for you to do so, but at least the funds will be put to good use.  

     

     

    Thanks for taking the time to read.

     

     

     

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