Thursday, March 5, 2009, 03:12 PM EST
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THE WAY I SEE THINGS HERE

Warning ! This post has a disclaimer. Any thing you are about to read is purely fiction. Nothing factual about it at all. As a matter of fact, this editorial has escaped my anxiety closet with out my permission. Nancy Peluso did it. She is also unwanted in my anxiety closet.
Fox Sports is ticked off at me for having a parody race with the GGW drivers.
Fox Sports is ticked off at me for making fun of Mikey Waltrip all the time.
Fox sports is ticked off at me for saying Dale Jr is all washed up.
Fox sports says I am too critical. I say I have too dry a humor.
Fox sports says they see no humor in my comments. I say they weren't meant to be.
Fox sports says I should write more factual news. I say I will if the races don't turn out too boring.
I told Fox sports some bloggers do not write about sports. Fox Sports says it is none of my business what they write.
I told Fox sports the blogs are out of control. They said shut up. I Said hell no.
Fox sports says they have a right to censor blogs. I said since when?
Fox sports said they will put me on a double whammy secret probation. I said I am always on one.
Fox sports says I can't get onto the Trolls when they are bad. I said some one has to. They don't.
Fox sports says I should not use the blogs to promote Photogr for President. I say we need a real president for America. It is cheap advertising.
Now I am really ticked.
Photogr for President in 2012, if we still have an America.
Other than that. I am fine.