So the Big Fella got me, I'm still a ring short
But I'm the one that's still gettin it done on the court
See I still got time, cuz I'm 29
But for the Big Has-Been it's the end of the line
He big, he's slow, he's dumb and 36
And his last two rings came with the help of a fix
And we also all know what Shaq can't do
See, Shaq can't win without a Hall of Fame 2
That's right, Shaq can't win without a Hall of Fame 2
Last time I checked, I was the league MVP
While Shaq was watching me on his flat-screen TV
See, I led my team to a #1 seed
While Shaq led his to the worst mark in the league
But he couldn't be a man and share the blame
So he trashed his own team and put 'em all to shame
And once again he proved what he can't do
That's right, Shaq can't win without a Hall-of-Fame 2
Shaq can't win without a Hall-of-Fame 2
And so Shaq bailed and let the bad aura linger,
While pledging to the Suns to put a ring on their finger
But instead he went out meekly in round number one
And just like that, his promise was done
So join me now in raising a glass
And raise right up the fat bastard's ass
Because we all know what Shaq can't do
Shaq can't win without a Hall-of-Fame 2
That's right Shaq can't win without a Hall-of-Fame 2
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