In response to the recent physical play employed by the Detroit Shock against the LA Sparks, the team has invited Darius Miles in for a work-out.  This makes a lot of sense for a number of reasons.

1.  Darius is a wussy.  He has no balls either.

2.  Darius would be the third WNBA player capable of dunking.  The other two players- Candance Parker and Lisa Leslie- who ironically play for the LA Sparks.  Ooooohhh.

3.  Darius is like most of the WNBA players already.  He frequents strip clubs and likes to look at naked women.

4.  Darius has hair that could pass for 98% of WNBA players.

5.  Darius looks like Flavor Flav's daddy or momma and that show is a lot more popular than the WNBA.

6.  Darius fits the "Expect Great" marketing campaign of the WNBA.  Although he slightly alters his slogan to Great Expectations (never lived up to).

7.  Darius could sign for the league minimum and still get his bank from the Portland Trail Blazers who- would rather pay him to leave than keep him around- like a divorce...

Good Luck Ms. Miles.