I came home from school today, slathered some peanut butter and jelly on wheat, grabbed some Cheetos and a Pepsi and plopped down in front of my television ready to see what daytime TV would offer a lad looking to kill time.

My natural instinct is to flip it to the four-letter network. (Yes, THAT one.) It was, to my dismay, "NFL Live."

With a mouth full of sandwich, I checked my phone (Who uses calendars anyway?). Just as I suspected, it said May 15. My brain began to wonder. Was the NFL season starting early this season? Was the preseason a month around the corner? I thought the camps were in June or July, one of those hot months. A quick search online proved that everything was still the same. The season still starts in September, the preseason is in August, and the camps are being held during the summer.

"The rookie minicamps!" I exclaimed. That must be why I'm being subjected to the NFL in the middle of May. Another search online showed that those were over. I racked my brain trying to think of a logical solution, but nothing came to me. That's when it hit me out of nowhere:

There is no logical solution.

We all love the NFL. It provides great theater each and every week. The parity is out-of-this-world good, and you never know who could be the next '99 Rams. (Still miss ya!)

But it's time to cut back. I don't know if the NFL and "NFL Live" are working partners, and frankly, I don't care. But what I do care about is seeing this great sport become oversaturated. My interest has already begun waning. I'm paying less and less attention every year because it's being rammed down our throats during the offseason. I don't need 20 pre-draft analysis' every day for three weeks. I don't need 10 post-draft analysis' and I certainly don't need to be updated on the period between rookie camp and minicamp.

Ask yourself this, did you wake up this morning needing to know what Mark Schlereth or anybody else thinks about Reggie Bush getting the No. 5? And more importantly, is that debate even necessary when we're in the middle of the NBA Playoffs, NHL Playoffs and the early goings of the MLB season? The NFL gets more face time than any other sport during the regular season, why not shine a spotlight on the crazy foreigners taking slapshots to the head every night? Or how about cutting back on Part 45 of T.O. vs. Bill Parcells and give us a complete breakdown of the NBA Playoffs without guys that scream at the top of their lungs? Perhaps we could have a real baseball show that talks about players not named Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez or Randy Johnson.

All I ask is that I be able to wake up at the crack of noon, turn on the television and watch sports that are currently relevant. Tom Brady's chin dimple, T.O.'s whine and Reggie donning No. 5 can wait.