For most sports enthusiasts, this past Saturday was a time to reflect on the NFL Draft, and maybe catch a glimpse of the NHL or NBA playoffs, but for Detroit sports fans it was sports lineup that may never be topped.
12:00 p.m. NFL Draft -- ESPN
1:05 p.m. Detroit Tigers vs. Minnesota Twins -- Fox Sports Net
1:05 p.m. NCAA Baseball double header: Michigan State vs. Michigan - Comcast Local
3:00 p.m. NHL Playoffs: Detroit Red Wings vs. Edmonton Oilers-- NBC
8:00 p.m. NBA Playoffs: Detroit Pistons vs. Milwaukee Bucks - ESPN
11:55 a.m. - Here we go, thirteen hours of pure sports brilliance broadcast on four different networks on two different televisions, if only every American were lucky enough to have as much free time as me.
12:00 p.m. - Nothing like getting the sports television marathon started with Chris Berman and Mel Kiper who will spend the next seven hours acting like football robots.
12:11 p.m. - I hate to be the fashion police but it looks like Vince Young and Reggie Bush are dressed for the pimp daddy convention not the NFL Draft.
12:39 p.m. - And the Aaron Rogers award for biggest draft day flop goes to Matt Leinart of the USC Trojans.
1:07 p.m. - Vernon Davis is crying. I would be too if I was just drafted by the San Francisco 49ers and Alex Smith was going to be my quarterback.
1:14 p.m.- The Raiders just drafted Michael Huff. I'm going to cut myself.
1:17 p.m.- I've just gotten three phone calls since the Raiders stole the Lions only good defensive option. All my friends are calling for Leinart = Lion Hart draft pick. This could be a blessing in disguise.
1:22 p.m.- Carlos Guillen hits harder than the bass at Snoop Dogg concert. For those of you keeping score at home, that's a 2-run home run giving the Tigers a 2-0 lead, and giving Guillen 7 RBI in the last four at bats.
1:26 p.m. - Donte Whitner to the Bills at No.8 are you kidding me? It's decisions like this that lost Marv Levy four straight Super Bowls.
1:34 p.m.- Nothing like passing up a two time national championship quarterback for a injury prone linebacker from Florida State. Congratulations Ernie Sims your football career is officially over.
1:37 p.m. - Phone call from my buddy Erik: "We suck again; Ernie Sims is a walking concussion." Could be a good ploy by the Lions though, getting a guy who is so roughed up in the noggin, he won't realize he's player for the dumbest general manager in all of sports.

1:42 p.m.- The Arizona Cardinals are officially for real. Leinart, Boldin, Fitzgerald, Edgerin James. Look out NFC East.
1:43 p.m. - Tigers rookie centerfielder Curtis Granderson just smashed a 2-run shot to left field. Tigers 5, Twinkies 0.
1:47 p.m. - Guillen now has a pair of twin killings that's another Tigers 2-run home run, and 9 RBI in 5 at bats.
1:49 p.m. - This is me pre-ordering my Detroit Tigers World Series tickets. You know if the playoffs started today they would have the Wild Card.
1:54 p.m. - Next Monday is Pudge Rodriguez growth poster giveaway night at Comerica Park. I wonder if the SBC Park has a Barry Bonds Human Growth Hormone poster giveaway night.
2:28 p.m. - Looks like I dozed off there for a short while. No matter. I could take a seven hour nap and the Tigers would still be cranking home runs, the score is 11-0 now.
2:32 p.m. - With the 15th pick in the 2006 NFL Draft the St. Louis Rams select Ty Hildenbrandt, Cornerback from Clemson. Great first the competition, and now he gets drafted before me.
2:34 p.m. - Whoops my bad. That was Tye Hill, not Hildenbrandt. See I knew I'd be drafted first.
2:45 p.m. - Phone is ringing. Must be the Kansas City Cheifs calling to say they're drafting me.
2:48 p.m. - Nope, just my mom.
2:58 p.m.- Guillen and the Tigers are up 13-1 now and I think I figured out why. Their batting coach is named Don Slaught. What better way to lead an offensive onslaught than with a coach named Don Slaught. This would be like having a race car driver named Acceleration McGhee.

3:01 p.m. - The game five match up between the Red Wings and the Oilers is about to get underway and the Tigers are only in the sixth inning. We need a third television.
3:10 p.m.- Ohio State players are flying off the board quicker than a hoagie fly's out of John Kruk's fridge. All the Buckeye player highlights are against Michigan State. I'm waiting for the John L. Smith sound byte to come on.
"THE KIDS ARE PLAYING THEIR TAILS OFF AND THE COACHES ARE SCREWIN' IT UP."
3:17 p.m. - The last sound you hear before muting the television showing the NFL draft is "click- clack." These Under Armour commercials are more annoying than those tools from the Applebee's spots.
3:25 p.m. - Bases loaded for the Tigers. Craig Monroe is going to lead us to the promised land, and Justin Verlander is the greatest pitcher ever.
3:29 p.m. - Does Merril Hodge realize how bad his pink shirt looks with a tan suit and tie. Someone get Jeff Garcia over there to give some fashion tips.
3:35 p.m.- Tamba Hali's highlight reel is also full of clips versus MSU, great representation team. Go Green.
3:37 p.m.- Bases loaded again. I'm like a kid in a candy store.
4:18 p.m. - The Oilers just scored a goal at the same time the Giants traded the 25th overall pick. I think this is a big government conspiracy. Grassy knoll.
4:20 p.m. - Through about four and a half hours of non-stop sports indulgence the highlight is not the 18 runs put up by the Tigers but the Visa commercial with the break dancing worm.
4:25 p.m.-There's another goal. Oil Embargo 2, Red Wings 0
4:30 p.m. - Oil spot in my driveway 3, Wings 0. I need a drink.
4:49 p.m.- Brendan Shannahan just scored what is probably his first playoff goal in about 13 years, I hope he feels less dead inside now.

5:25 p.m.- The kooky Applebee's singers just got the Gilligan's Island theme song stuck in my head.
5:33 p.m. - "The professor and Mary Anne, here on Gilligan's Island!"
5:35 p.m. - New England just drafted Chad Jackson. These guys never seem to make a bad pick.
5:40 p.m. - You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.
5:55 p.m. - The 7-11 down the street does not sell big league chew, but they do have beef jerky that sits in a tin like the adult form of big league chew. Classy.
5:58 p.m. - After pulling their goalie and getting another skater on the ice Henrik Zetterberg drilled a shot from the point to make the score 3-2 in Edmonton's favor. Too little too late.
6:00 p.m.- The only thing worse than the Wings game five loss is Jimmy Williams's mutton chops. What did shaving go out of style?
6:05 p.m.- White Men Can't Jump is on TNT, today's television lineup just gained a bunch of cool points.
6:19 p.m.- There's an MLS game on EPSN 2, today's television lineup just lost all of it's cool points.
6:24 p.m -The Lions just drafted Daniel Bullocks from Nebraska. But before he could step up to the podium the Michigan Football team rushed the field. Just kidding, Michigan doesn't cheat like that.
6:27 p.m.- Speaking of Michigan, that baseball doubleheader is going strong. Michigan leads MSU 4-2 in the 5th inning right now which is too bad because one of my former roommates is pitching now for the Spartans.
6:37 p.m.- I really thought he could have gotten the Spartans the win, I mean he is on the juice. No really, he's on Vitamin C pills called the juice.
6:41 p.m.- LenDale White just got drafted to the tune of a shirt that says Chauncey Billups got robbed. That's right. Hatin' MVP voters be actin' a fool.

8:28 p.m.- That's definitely a post dinner induced coma. I just missed the Lions third round pick and the beginning of the Pistons game.
8:39 p.m. - How come whenever I wake up from a day time nap I feel messed up like I just ate too much sugar, or ate a whole block of cheese for dinner again? Now I know how Ernie Sims feels after a concussion.
8:36 p.m.- An ultra delayed text message informs me that Brian Calhoun is the newest Lion. Yay! Now we have three backup running backs not capable of taking the burden off of injury prone Kevin Jones or mediocre quarterback Jon Kitna.
9:00 p.m.- Sorry, no real updates to be had here. The Pistons are not making a good sports day of this at all.
10:56 p.m. - Chalk one up in the loss column for the Pistons who just got dropped by the Bucks by 20 points. It's a different era in Detroit when the Lions and the Tigers had a better day than the Pistons.
If you count the few hours I slept for, it's a total of 11 hours of pure Detroit sports coverage. Sure Matt Millen screwed up the draft as always and the Pistons and Red Wings got beat by teams they were better than, the point is the Tigers won, and my phone is once again ringing, meaning the Patriots are probably trying to call about my impending multi-million dollar contract.
Jon Gunnells is a journalism junior at Michigan State University who seriously declared for the NFL draft like two years ago. If you're an NFL team, you can reach him at gunnell2@msu.edu