Random things I thought about while eating Teddy Grahams in my boxers.

 Who Dey Bengals?

Seriously where dey grammar?

It's probably somewhere near Jeff Garcia's spot on the Lions bench. Ouch.

Anyone see Family Guy tonight? Where would you rank Bill Lumberg's cameo performance on the list of all-time Family Guy cameos? What about all-time funny Family Guy moments? or just moments of this season. Here are some of my favorites:

1. The Peanut Butter Jelly Time dance with Brian dressed up as a banana. Pure unadultered brilliance - you can't make this stuff up folks.

2. Brian hitting Peter with a rock for rolling up the window on the General Lee. This one gets style points because it involves the Dukes of Hazzard but also recalls Brian smashing against the window of the General Lee - which in itself is a great Family Guy moment.

3. Introduction with  Osama Bin Laden holding a rubber chicken. When Osama confused Ramadan with Denis Rod-a-man. I peed a little bit.

4. The dead fat guys. Said Stewie: "There's a fat guy eating a half dead fat guy upstairs - we just gonna overlook that or what" Yeah great quote - great moment.

5. Joe Namath telling Suzie Kolber he wanted to kiss her. Yeah I know that wasn't a Family Guy moment but it should have been. That was great. Its  like a defining moment for my generation. Like my parents who will always remember where they were when JFK got shot, I will remember where I was when Joe Namath hit on Suzie Kolber.

In other news. I have this one sock that is really low cut and really stretched out. Its like it gave birth to a kid or something. It's really annoying, and the sock appears like every couple days. It always ends up the first one washed yet its the only sock out of the dozens like it that are stretched out.

And I just lost my audience, my sports theme and sports credibility. But honestly the sock thing almost as annoying as the holiday jingling during Fox football games. I know they are trying to spread some holiday cheer but I wish they would cheer me up by killing me so I don't have to listen to that monotonous repetitive jingling.

Before I go I want to be real cliche and provide some quick links to some sweet sites that will make you laugh more than my shoddy jokes.

www.collegehumor.com - search for Taco Town - the only good skit from SNL in the last three seasons.

www.google.com - google the phrase Chuck Norris fact generator - the results will have you crying.

Just remember Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Go to those sites and check out the clips and quotes that will prove to be much better than the NHL, OLN, curling and this page.

Wow. I also just offended everyone from Canada.

Anyway I have to go eat now - I am getting hungry, maybe I will have some peanut butter and jelly (with a baseball bat).

Jon Gunnells hope he made you laugh. If he didn't you can leave a comment with your disgust. Don't be too harsh though. He has a black belt in Chuck Norris quotes.