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MNF crew swallows loads of Brett Favre
Monday, October 29, 2007, 10:21 PM
[General]
Shut up about the dickface already! We had to see childhood photos, high school dances, Christmases, his mother giving birth to him, his wife about 200 times, had to bring her up to the booth so Tony Kornholser could hit on her even though he likes men, and blow so much smoke up his ass that he didn't throw interceptions and fumble footballs like the Farve I know. Quit suckin the dudes dick already! He never covers spreads for me and tonight after a bullshit holding call brought back a would be TD run, the faggotasses get to win it in OT by pulling some 80 yd pass out of their asshole. I didn't expect much more out of Denver in their current state but they had the game won and that false holding call was the nail in the coffin. Every game I have watched this weekend has been ruined by poor officiating and I'm more than fucking sick of it. The commentary always tries to justify it too by saying shit like "oh yeah he had just a little bit of fabric there" or some stupid bullshit like that. Not one sentence was completed in commentary tonight without mentioning Brett Farve's accomplishments in games that had nothing to do with this one and his wife who wants to play the "oh I hope he doesn't get hurt" routine but I'm sure she don't mind spendin the motherfuckers money for him. I had to hear about Tim Tebow all Saturday even though he wasn't doing shit. Incidentally, Go Dawgs! Congrats on shutting up the bitch ass crybaby Gator faglords. But my point is, I hate dicksucking by commentary. Give the guy his due but don't you DARE compare Farve to Dan Marino. If Dan played til he was 70 he could beat all those records too. Farve has been retiring for the last 4 years. And don't you DARE compare him to Tom Brady, king of the TD and especially not the Man with The Master Plan, Peyton Manning. Peyton and Tom will smother Farve's records far before they are using "Just for Men" hair coloring and carrying an AARP card.
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