When confronted with a controversial pickle not dissimilar to the one we find the suddenly reclusive Tiger Woods amidst, Henry Ford II was arrogantly glib.  Hank the Deuce, longtime Chairman of the Ford Motor Company was arrested in California early one morning with a woman other than his wife in tow.  Ford was driving while intoxicated to boot.

While working his way out of the situation, Ford was called upon to make a speech at the Detroit Economic Club. When he was quizzed about the unseemly entanglement he had gotten himself into, he fell back upon a quote attributed to Benjamin Disraeli:

   "Never Complain, Never Explain."

To this fulsome bromide, Tiger might add: Or show your face in public.  Clearly Tiger's sponsors don't want to have photos of Tiger