Like my title says: at least they can't lose... well, I don't think that they can, but the way that this team is doing right now, they just might be able to swing it.

I didn't get to see much of the game today because of Mother's Day celebrations, but by the time that I did tune in, the Cubs were allowing themselves to be shut out 0-9. I mean, what the hell?

I wish I knew what the problem is... I wish that there was something, anything that I could point to as the reason for this horrible downward spiral the Cubs have embarked upon. It's like some sickening joke because this team is NOT that bad: not so much that they should be laying down day after day! They're capable of so much more! They have Greg Maddux kicking ass this year! They have the (usually) dependable closer Ryan Dempster... Thay have Carlos Zambrano, Juan Pierre, Matt Murton, Todd Walker: all decent players (even if they aren't perfect, they're not THIS bad!).

I was originally planning on flashing my breasts to Greg Maddux alone (and I'd prefer to flash only him, as he deserves it the most and he REALLY "frosts my cookies") but I'm so desperate to see this team turn around, I'd be willing to flash them all...

However, Mad Dog is the ONLY one who can get "full groupie services" from me... gotta keep it in perspective!!