Dear Wes,

Stop saying that you fantascize about me. That is what boys in the third grade who are yankees fans do.

Your treatment of the ladies on FoxSports.com blogs just shows  that you are someone who is perverted and childish. I have given letsgoredwings permission to let you know that this chauvinistic behavior must end , now, if you wish to stare at my copyrighted material.

We would never make it. I cannot stand Frank Zappa.

If you do not stop stalking me with your stares, palms and and nocturnal emissions I will file charges against you with my attorney.

Telling you to get lost.

Sincerely,

Lisa Dergan