FOX...at least we only had to put up with this for 5 games
TBS...that's what we just bid on?
Bud Selig...EckSTEEN
MLB...it's the parity of MLB, not the cheapening of the regular season
Tiger Fans...where can I get my Game 6 and 7 refunds?
Tiger pitchers...when do we report to Spring Training?
Cards fans...hit it to the pitcher!
Pessimistic Cards fans...good thing Izzy was hurt
Angel fans...eff that fool Jeff Weaver, 3-10 for us, a game 5 win for the Cards, we were 4 games out of first, you do the math
Steinbrenner to Cashman...get me that Weaver guy back
Astros fans...eff that fool Preston Wilson, 9 homers in 390 at-bats for us, 8 homers in 111 at-bats for the Cards, we were 1.5 games out of first, you do the math
90% of MLB players...Gary Bennett has a ring and I don't
95% of MLB players...Scott Spiezio and Juan Encarnacion have more rings than me
Molinas...we've got 2 more rings than the Bonds
Me...I couldn't be less inspired by a World Series, is it April yet?
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