FOX...at least we only had to put up with this for 5 games

TBS...that's what we just bid on?

Bud Selig...EckSTEEN

MLB...it's the parity of MLB, not the cheapening of the regular season

Tiger Fans...where can I get my Game 6 and 7 refunds?

Tiger pitchers...when do we report to Spring Training?

Cards fans...hit it to the pitcher!

Pessimistic Cards fans...good thing Izzy was hurt

Angel fans...eff that fool Jeff Weaver, 3-10 for us, a game 5 win for the Cards, we were 4 games out of first, you do the math

Steinbrenner to Cashman...get me that Weaver guy back

Astros fans...eff that fool Preston Wilson, 9 homers in 390 at-bats for us, 8 homers in 111 at-bats for the Cards, we were 1.5 games out of first, you do the math

90% of MLB players...Gary Bennett has a ring and I don't

95% of MLB players...Scott Spiezio and Juan Encarnacion have more rings than me

Molinas...we've got 2 more rings than the Bonds

Me...I couldn't be less inspired by a World Series, is it April yet?