Some one posted a blog under this headline the other day, and while it was funny it was not quite what I had expected. So without further ado, here is what I think the 'NBA all alien team' would look like.

At point guard: Yoda. Size matters not. Not only can this guy drop an X-wing on a dime he can hit a jumper from the locker room, and his vertical leap . . . forget about it. Passes as if he can sense the other players on the court.

At shooting guard: Teen Wolf. In two words "Wolfamania lives."

At power forward: Chewbacca. Slogan for shoe contract, "Wookies are known to do that."

Small forward: Worf. Of course to please the Trekkies David Stern has to have at least one "Star Trek" alien on the team each year.
At center: Venom. Much like Ron Artest, he has a tendancy to be testie, but overall a monster on the boards.
Sorry JQ, but I figured out how to post pictures.
Send Message
Add Friend