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    NBA all alien team

    Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 02:58 AM EST [NBA, Funny, All NBA team, NBA ]

     Some one posted a blog under this headline the other day, and while it was funny it was not quite what I had expected.  So without further ado, here is what I think the 'NBA all alien team' would look like.

    At point guard: Yoda.  Size matters not.  Not only can this guy drop an X-wing on a dime he can hit a jumper from the locker room, and his vertical leap . . . forget about it.   Passes as if he can sense the other players on the court.

    At shooting guard: Teen Wolf.  In two words "Wolfamania lives."

    At power forward: Chewbacca.  Slogan for shoe contract, "Wookies are known to do that."

    Small forward: Worf.  Of course to please the Trekkies David Stern has to have at least one "Star Trek" alien on the team each year.

    At center: Venom.  Much like Ron Artest, he has a tendancy to be testie, but overall a monster on the boards.

    Sorry JQ, but I figured out how to post pictures.

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