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    Serious offer on the table for Kobe

    Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 11:58 PM EST [NBA]

    The first trade offer for Kobe Bryant is officially on the table, and it has come from an unexpected bidder, Michael Jackson.  'The King of Pop' has reportedly offered up in trade part of his catalogue of 'Beatles' songs, the 'Elephant Man's' bones, his vintage '80s read leather jacket, and a collection of young women's undergarmets that he received in fan letters during the height of his popularity.

          

    Michael Jackson (left) has made an offer for Kobe Bryant which includes, amoung other things, the 'Elephant Man's' bones (right).

     

    Lakers' owner Jerry Buss, a long time fan of the 'Beatles' and young womens' undergarments, admitted that the offer was unorthodox but intriguing.  He said that there were several details that needed to be cleared up before he could make a decision.

    Laker's owner Jerry Buss (shown above) is a known fan of the 'Beatles'.

     "I would of course need to know what 'Beatles' songs we are talking about, and both the quantity and quality of the undergarments in question."

     Originally, former child star Maucally Culkin was also part of the offer, until one of Jackson's assistants pointed out that he no longer owned Culkin.

     It is unclear what Jackson would to with Kobe, but a source close to Jackson hinted that Kobe might be traded to an Elementary school basketball team for 'younger talent.'

     

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