Maybe you didn't know, but in European football (aka soccer) all the professional teams have a logo on their jersey for a company which sponsers their team.  They have reduced the club logo to a small badge which usually appears over the heart.

Above Barcelona FC sponsered by UNICEF and Chelsea FC sponsered by Samsung, you get the idea.

So the NBA season is over and all these trade rumors and I was thinking, "If the NBA had sponsors on their jerseys' who would sponser what team?"  So I will start off with a couple of teams, and if their is some kind of response I will do some more.  Of course this blog would be awesome if I possessed some photo-shop skills, but I don't.   Maybe I'll ask my nephew to help me out with that for the next post.

The NEW YORK KNICKS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

THE NEW YORK SANITATION DEPT.

THE SEATTLE SUPERSONICS SPONSERED BY:   

The reason should be obvious, and the orange really goes with the yellow green of the uniform.

THE LOS ANGELOS LAKERS SPONSERED BY: 

With all the shit slinging that has been going on between Kobe and the Lakers front office this seems like a perfect fit.  Also for all those Laker fans, who finally know how the rest of the NBA fans feel, it makes a great facial tissue.

THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS SPONSORED BY:

Because the Spurs do it by the book, and some people find the Spurs just as exciting.

THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:  

Face it, no one else is going to put there logo on a Bucks jersey.

 THE INDIANA PACERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Along with the sponsorship deal all Pacers players get free a free lap dance, if they manage to win a game.

Of course there is always some little known foreign company trying to get some publicity by sponsoring a professional team.  So may I present . . .

THE NEW JERSEY NETS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: 

This little known Korean beer is actually not bad, and is sure to comfort any Nets fan.

And of course the whole 'WITNESS'  thing got a little out of hand and someone gesides Nike is bound to cash in so,

THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Jehovah's Witnesses

If you read this and found it mildly amusing post a comment and I'll do more. 

Who am I kidding I'll probably do it anyway.