I have been known to chug a double shot of espresso before a 5K run.  About mile 1.5 my stomach rebels and I ask myself, did I really need caffeine that bad?  The answer is a resounding YES!!!  We have caffeinated water and other beverages, but now America will have something else.

The wonderful people of London now give us SHOWER SHOCK.  This my friends is a soap that packs the wallop of 2 cups of coffee.  It's wonderful pepermint smell helps with wake up process.  Within 5 minutes of your morning shower you will feel a pleasant, clean, caffeine buzz.  The stimulants get absorbed right into the skin.

This may save me the next time I have a morning run.  I will be alert and clean.  I may have to wash multiple times a day.  It will certainly keep my teeth white if I don't accually have to drink the stuff.  This could be the best coffee substitute yet!!!