Saturday, December 6, 2008, 08:29 AM EST
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Got this from an email...
Too funny...
BCS
DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US Ranked
4th!!!!
After
determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put
to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the
winner of World War II.
"Germany put together an incredible number of
victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and
continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway,
Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the
US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an
incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the
#1 ranking."
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the
BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany.
The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head
contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted
event."
German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but
we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hiter has been criticized
for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's
rankings. Hiter protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final
day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the
application of additional forces."
The French ranking has also come
under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and
following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."
Japan was ranked
#3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
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