Josh Q. Public:  He's so cold, he's so cold.  He's so cold cold cold like an ice cream cone.  He's so cold He's so cold.  I dare not touch him my hand just froze.  -Rolling Stones

Public Service Announcement:  Ok here we go!  Don't look now folks, but here it comes.  Here comes the boom, boomin', bouncin', stalkin' much walkin.  Walk with the bouncin'.  Hit'em where it counts man.  Hit'em like a mountain.  Split'em have'em spittin' up blood like a fountain.  Yup here comes the boom.  Boom boom shake the room.  Here comes College Football.  On Thursday, August 30, ESPN takes a break from Who's Now and brings back the smashmouth.  Starting us off down south.  Bringing us LSU vs. Mississippi State.  I can't wait.  The thrills, the spills, the spectacle, the humanity.  The waiting is the hardest part.  Every day you see one more card.  You take it on faith, you take it to the heart.  The waiting is the hardest part.  The waiting is almost over.  You know what else I can't for?  Huh?  Do ya?   I can't wait for Boston College Screamin' Eagle quarterback Matt Ryan.

Everbody's been Orange Bowl MVP Brian Brohming it up.  Fight now for victory and show them, how we sure will win this game.  Fight on you Card'nals and prove to them
that we deserve our fame.  Everybody's been packing a pair of Colts.  Brennan and McCoy.  Everybody's been yakking about John Parker Wilson.  Roll Tide roll!  Like R. Kelly, everybody's been feelin' on yo' Booty.  Not me folks.  Not the Public.  There's a quarterback up in Chestnut Hill nobody wants to talk about.  For Boston, for Boston.  Thy glory is our own.  For Boston, for Boston.  'Tis here that truth is known.  The truth is, Matt Ryan is the best quarterback in the country. Since the 2005 season, Ryan has been leading the Screamin' Eagles.  Since 2005 he has led them to two bowl victories.  Since 2005 he holds a 14-4 record in eighteen starts.  Ryan has thrown for 200 or more yards 15 times.  He's is fifth all-time in school history in passing yards.  When all is said and done he will finish third behind Midget Moses and Brian Foley.  This is one cool cat.  Singin' the blues while the lady-cats cry.  Wow, stray cat, you're a real gone guy.  I wish I could be as carefree and wild.  But I got cat class and I got cat style.  So cool, they call him Matty Ice.  Ice ice baby, too cold, too cold.  Cool enough to lead the ACC in total offense and in passing yards.  Cool enough to play hurt.  He played most of 2006 on a broken foot.  He was awarded first-team All-ACC honors on a broken foot.  Gimping to a double overtime victory against nationally ranked Clemson.  Gimping around to beat Florida State.  Wo oh oh oh oh.  Wo oh, oh oh.  Hangin' tough.  Hangin' tough at 6'5?.  Hangin' tough with a laser rocket arm. Hangin' tough with great mechanics. So you can Sam Keller me.  Hail to the team!  The stadium rings as everyone sings the Scarlet and Cream. You can Matthew Stafford me.  Glory, glory to old Georgia!  Heck, you can even Pat White me.  Others may be black or crimson, but for us it's Gold and Blue.  But I'm telling you its For Boston, for Boston, we sing our proud refrain.  It's for Matt Ryan.  The best quarterback in the country.

Public Acknowledgements: DMX, Fresh Prince, Tom Petty, Stray Cats, Vanilla Ice, DraftStock.Com and the New Kids on the Block.

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Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!